Recession
*GOOD INTENTIONS*
She: - You're going to have to cut back on buying beer. We can't afford it.
He: - OK, dear. But I have just seen you spend $65 on make-up. Don't you think we could cut back on that too?
She: - I need the make-up so I look pretty and you will want me.
He: - But that's exactly why I buy the beer.
I got cases of beer stash for that particular reason....
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
ROFL.....