QATARLIVING Final Exam Questions
Nightmare
Final Exam Questions
1. FOR KSARAT (network specialist): Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this
exam for you.
2. FOR BRITEX: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the
present day, concentrating on its social, political, economic,religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, America, Asia, and Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.
3. FOR KHANAN: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.
4. FOR SUPERNURSE and JASMINE-PILOT: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't
suture until your work as been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
5. FOR: SNOWSTORM: Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin, Hebrew, or Greek.
6. FOR: RUMPELSTINKIN: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this life form had developed 500,000 years earlier, with
special attention to the probably effect, if any, on the English parliamentary system circa 1750. Prove your thesis.
7. FOR: HEERO-YUY: This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and your platform
are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.
8. FOR: DARUDE: Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a clarinet and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
9. FOR: Mr. PAUL: Based on your knowledge of their early works, evaluate the
emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisiac, Ramses II, and Gregory of Nicaea. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
10. FOR: FLANOSTU: You must identify a poison sample which you will find at
your lab table. All necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as
soon as the professor injects you with a sample of the poison. (We feel this will give you an incentive to find the correct answer.)
11. FOR: DMIGHTYSOLOMON: Estimate the sociological problems which might be associated with the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
12. FOR: SPEED: The disassembled parts of a howitzer have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Machine Language. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel
appropriate. Be prepared to justify your actions.
13. FOR: GANDA: Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to prevent the Great Depression.
14. FOR: THEXONIC: Derive the Euler-Cauchy equations using only a straightedge and compass. Discuss in detail the role these equations
had on mathematical analysis in Europe during the 1800s.
15. FOR: VUKPOP: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects,
if any.
16. FOR: RED POPE: Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.
17. FOR: QATARISUN: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.
18. FOR: AZILANA: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an in-depth evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
19. FOR: SPICYMOM: Describe in detail the nature of life after death.Test your hypothesis.Remember the giant fish!
20. FOR: ABUAMERICAN: Sketch the development of human thought and estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
21. FOR: JASSKAT: Describe in detail. Be specific.
22. FOR: ALEXA: Define the universe, and give three examples.
23. FOR MAFIRIYALIS: If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
The secret weapon: your old history teacher!
Don't use it!
You have A+++ ,bbuuttt dont use HIM!
PEACE!
Just bring in my old history teacher
they will be so bored they will all fall asleep
or i will hold my boomerang up and say the best behaved gets a free boomerang and can go and play outside...now all line up....quietly
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them.
You may use any ancient language except Latin(Spanish IS one), Hebrew, or Greek.
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SNOWSTORM HAS BEEN EXMATRICULATED FOR CHEATING WITH ON- LINE DICTIONARY! :p
Don't suture until your work as been inspected by DaRuDe. You have 15 minutes.
14 minutes now
BTW..where's Dr. DaRuDe? :P
I have obviously been expelled from school as I am not on the exam list
LOL great!!
lol just read that lol
I have the scalpel at hand but unfortunatley I haven't been to QDC to get the whisky...can I try meths instead?
Yayy!!
TQ, Drac!:0)
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
@ QLers: please, don't shoot the pianist!
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Don't want no piano concerto,
No, no piano concerto, no, no, no, no piano concerto
still waiting!
But a piano concerto, I can write...
No problemo orchestrating it and performing it with Erhu, Guqin, Guzheng, Xiao and Dizi. The last 2 are wind instruments too, you know. The piano concerto shall be an innovative masterpiece! Blending East with West.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
you gave me the same exam as someone else, i wanted something different :)
no wonder I didn't get elevated to the next level...lol
WHAT!!!! Explain the nature of matter???? Gee, Drac...you know I hate science and Math. Wait? I did graduate in Bachelor of Science but that was decades ago...lol
ok ok ok....I'll keep quiet and take the exams anyway....shhh....I'm thinking now. Where's the answer sheet? Did Heero used it again for his bathroom/loo appointment :-?
this i know you are, giridharantr.
now tell me more about you
really bull shit!!!!
you have to come next summer!
Thank God I was absent that day!
Write a full piano concerto.
Orchestrate and perform it with a clarinet and drum.
You will find a piano under your seat.
Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!! Exams!! I'm allergic to exams!!!
And I can't count to save my life, Count! Got a peee 1 for finance.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
Am waiting for it :P
there is a final exam....got more debts from your QL university drac...=)
is it ok to submit promisorry note...*LOLzzzzzzzzz
Mitzzyy Mitz
I didn't do it!
And I'll not do it again!
cool :P
I didn't do it!
And I'll not do it again!
@ Khanan: "Z-" for the new Cernobil (see ya next year for re-exam)
@dmigtysolomon: " A"-PASSED
@ksarat16 : stop complaining and move your a.s.s in the class room! NOW!
sorry for the late submission of my exam. As to my piece, I would say that it will be a hell of a problem and a lot of appeals during that time. I don.t need to experiment because it is happening on a daily basis here alone in QL. And I believe it is happening in other forum such as ours. By that time, everybody will know already who had the right outlook and who is really right. But of course, as I said, until everyone is already placed in their final locations, appeals and crying appeals will be there.
And mind you, pointing fingers will be the name of the game. Hope those who don.t care about their future now will realize the consequence of their present actions and at least will learn to be humble even if it's too late.
That time will be NO MERCY time. It's the time everybody will be judged according to his/her choice of life he/she opted to lived.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
you all still alive...
the reactor blasted....:/...i no nothing of electricity....
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
From where did you get my name, I thought I have a walk over for the exam andhad been elevated to the Examiner post...
Come on man, dont make me suck the freaking blood out of you...my dear Count!!!
Good morning class!
the disaster happened...i failed to repair the reactor 17 mins....
the reactor blasted and another Chernobyl in making..
PS:i am QL'ing from Heaven...no QLer's around but i m hearing alot of familiar voices from neibouring Hell...:)
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
Keep it up Vlad, you'll get your tenure yet ;)
spicemom.. yeah i agree to that.. my eyes r burnin already.. i shud go sleep..
my appendix??? i don't have one....
i am one of the lucky few....
harsha- now young man tis past yr bed time too......brush yr teeth, say yr prayers and close yr eyes go to sleep
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
gudnite spicemom..
gudnite drac.. n all u qlers who r plannin to hit d sack..
gn drac, gn qs, gn owen, gn eco, gn harsha , gn all>reminds me of the waltons......lol
sweet dreams yall and dont stay up too late will ya
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
GOOD NIGHT!
lol Eco-savvy...now who said that i am annoying, see i can be useful lol.. (i know not me per se but the papers cluttered on the floor :P)
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I have recycled those papers balls into boats now.
i was dead sleepy just few minutes ago...not anymore.. soon i will be dancing like your dancing bat...Drac! all becuase of you. NO WORK TOMORROW?? or what?? go to sleep!! now!! your goattie got tired of waiting for you!! can't wait till you show up.. go go.. ksh. ksh...
good night!!
and stitch it back again.. :D
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You have to remove your appendix..:P
thanks for that.. i can throw it at others at peace now.. lol..
care to teach me QS... *knowledge is power*...*wer..er...er..er*.. :D
harsha.. my aiming skill is getting rusty now.. i guess i need to go to bed .. and tomorrow we have a class to attend to.. :)
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"Seventeen Chapel"
nice simphony
:p
i can remove an appendix in less time than 15 mins...
and suture the patient up..
owen seems like u r aimin only at me..(is it a revenge for somethin.. lol) lemme concentrate.. i have to throw paper balls and paper rockets at everybody.. u aint helpin here gal..
all walls of my house are painted this way.. the better version of "Sistine Chapel"...
it is inborn babe.. "you cannot teach experience!"...lol...
drac is the examiner in case you don't know.. *throws paper balls at harsha*... *paper balls are getting bigger now*..lol..
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i guess paper rockets r a better option.. u can aim better...
QS im still impressed with your painting... who taught you those? is it by training or inborn?...:D
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owen.. i am late.. wat for? i was not giving the exam.. i came in to trouble others while they write their exam.. and u better team up.. maybe drac can also join.. actually every1 who is not in d exam can join.. lol..
bebsi and bobcorn at 16.00 pm also
DaRu is done (piano concert), and got B- ... with the help of God,and mine one...
i've been doing that earlier harsha..i am throwing balls at you coz you are late!
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owen.. why throw em at me?? instead.. lets both get in one team and throw at all d others who r writing d exam...
LOL..
for the what?... *throws paper balls to the examiner bulls eyeing his face*..:D
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for the god seek stop throwing paper balls
*throws paper balls at harsha* quiet! darude is up to now not finish with his exam.. :P
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luckily i am not giving the exam.. so any of u guys there.. need me to help u cheat.. lol..
all i have it's time!
for ethernity! :P
thanks Happyday
Dra u have too much time on ur hands!!! nice post!
7. FOR: HEERO-YUY: This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and your platform
are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.
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I can have all the pleasure time in my life...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
thanks someonenew!
Good work Count!! And I actualy thought I could beat you for the Booker prize yesterday!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
how about that one
not Alice, but...:):)
i guess you used to love him a lot..lol...
alice
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Hi spanky1423!
good thing that i am new coz i have a lot of bat cheaters here at my side....NYAHAHAHA
ROBIN!!! To The Batcave!!!
"alice - i knew it!!!!!!:)"
whom was it for???
dont drink yet! wait till the professor injects you with a sample
sweeeeet man.
alice - i knew it!!!!!!:)
@ mallrat: tomorrow 2nd session
i drink both samples at the same time.
its ok mallrat...no need to worry there's always a next semester. lol!
heat is damaging...
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
too bad, i did'nt make it to the finals.
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(making face).
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After the game, the KiNG and the PAwN go into the same box.
-Italian Proverb
jasskat, W.W.III it's vukpop's exam! :)
good subject...go ahead! GO!GO!GO! :)
yeah JK! go ahead!!
Dracula,
What would you like me to describe is great detail? The laziness of Darude?
tra la la
drac...they're skipping the exams...now on holidays! lol!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
anybody knows where's SUPERNURSE and JASMINE-PILOT?
hard exams for same ppl! :) See #4 :P
i hope you enjoied it anyway.. this is my favo along with the another one.. but another one was not in your task, Drac.. it is a Symphony, not a piano concert.. but the GREAT ONE!!!
he couldn't find the piano, as he was not sure how does it look like.. so i just helpt him a bit... that's it.. yeah, and at the piano is Red Pope...and all the orchestra are other QLers.. i tried to involve as many as i coild.. at least thouse who can at least hold any of instruments
sorry if not everyone got a seat in the orchestra...
ok,ok..at least i can see a clarinet and a drum!
Darudes = passed " B - "
piano concert is READY and uploaded to YOUTUBE YET!!!
i let DaRu conducting it though....
Who did?
you or Darudes?
huh?
thank God im out of school! enjoy your exams guys! Dracula im waiting the list for the honorable mentions of this class.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
qsun, OUT NOW!:) (dont forget the sun cream)
it is RGB: Red+Green+Blue
drac.. you sure abayas are ok here? no one is gonna get offended i hope...
or hate. or you miss a lot?????? Good day to you and to the other 23!!!!!!!! I'm off for a while. Got to rotate the buildings now, I can't see the others. I'll answer you later. See you all!!!!!!!!!!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
What is the mix of colors for "Black"?
"If we are going to solve the challenges we face - we can't vacillate - we can't shift depending on our politics"
Barack Obama
whoa...!!!!...perfect!..splendid! again whoaaaa..you remind of that famous painter? same family tree i bet.. :D
alexa, since when you took my comments seriously?..lol
*paper balls on the examiner* thank you for the idea or board eraser RP *walking towards the board*.. :D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
if you're helping Da, you'll be kicked out from exams!
"A+" for abayaas!
Congraz!
sorry eh?
i even didn't use all 8 colors.. it looks like only 3-4 of them are used there... and since i am going to dress all of them with abayas, i even don't need 4.. one - black - would be enough!
but it was a real fun to work on this paiting..
now.. i got an inspiration!!
WHERE IS PIANO??
But that was waaayyyyy tooooo gorgeoussss....
And anyways alright children boys and girls, you all take care and have a good evening...
This is KSA signing off and saying, God Bless, Take Care and hold your kisses for me till tomorrow when ya see me again...(Only for the ladies, guys dont even dare to think about it...LOL!!!)
life after death??how can i tell ya as i never been dead yet(fr the last i checked)-so no exam for me -woohooooo
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
QSun..you have "A"
If you want "A+" PLEASE DRESS ALL WITH ABAYAA!
I am here :)
Qsun, 1 more sheet for you! ( Auch!.. hate you owen!)
I got my straw with a spitball ready to fire at your spitfire head, Could you please move a little to the right?
About the English Inquisition of St. Joan of Arc?
"If we are going to solve the challenges we face - we can't vacillate - we can't shift depending on our politics"
Barack Obama
ancestors, especially elaing to incest, drink and goitre.
Dracula and Owen
Cool, I graduated with honors. Like always my ingenuity floats around with good intentions most of the time....
Owen
Are you sure about the paper ball? Dammed board eraser! It did smack me in the head, that crap hurts. i still forgive you.
"If we are going to solve the challenges we face - we can't vacillate - we can't shift depending on our politics"
Barack Obama
Why do I get the hardest one :'(
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You know, that you are screwed, when ur phone rings, while you sneak into your own house like a thief and your wife is asleep at 3 am in the morning... Perhaps that would be the last time you enter your own house lol.
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I cant help you in the middle of exams...( auch!..damn you Owen)
just be brief and concise, yet specific
Dracula - how about me. I am new also ;)
Sistine Chapel???...using one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook????? are you OK???
I NEED ONE MORE SHEET!!!
..but actually.. can i do DaRu's task?? wallah, it's easier for me..Just let me know where I will find a piano: under MY seat or still under HIS seat??
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seriously, you are genius bro!!...
can i throw paper balls on the examiner?... :D
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16. FOR: RED POPE: Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged
Dracula
I hate to said this with my heart.
Jesus never patented the formula or process of "miraculously" making "Wine out of water."
I did copy his invention and patented the "so called miracle" and is not for review for the public, due to the overwhelming celestial petitions and conflicts of interest that my cause to close out "My Virtual Confession Booth."
But, I own full celestial permissions and rights to use it in the privacy of my home during RAMADAN only.
During the rest of the year, i have to purchase my wine locally.
I should hated for those suffering in agony for "30 days and nights of dry spell without distilled spirits or fermented fruits."
I'm working in a new bread machine, her secret code name is "MANA from the Sky" to feed the poor hungry masses of the world.
"If we are going to solve the challenges we face - we can't vacillate - we can't shift depending on our politics"
Barack Obama
I was thinking of discussing the reign of Lothair of Segni , also known as innocent III and his convocation of the 4th Lateran council and the sponsorship of the Fourth Crusade and its “visit” to Constantinople.
However, I will focus on THE SPANISH INQUISITION. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
ALEXA : A+
RED-POPE:A++(and keep 1 bottle for me)
Congratulations!!
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and Owen..stop throwing paper balls in the class room!
*throws paper balls on Red Pope*... :P
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enjoy your time in QL, for me it 30 minutes remaining and i'm out office for a month.....
goodluck examinee...
drac be carfull , darude theets are sharper then yours....
*throws paper balls on alexa* coz she (or he?..lol whatever) is answering sensibly..lol
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i got nothing to do... i am not having any exams (coz i was an A+ student for a month, therefore i am exempted!)...*throws more paper balls on members taking exams, targetting darude this time* :D
again, bobcorn please!
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i just grab you from your tiny long pointed ears and smack you on the floor
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Sileeeeenccciiiiummmm, owen!
Should i call your parents tomorrow?
Shut up and sit down child, you are in an examination hall not a damn movie theatre where you are crying and braying for your bebsie and bobcorn...now silence in the hall please...!!!LOL!!!
*throwing balls of papers on examinees*.. :D
bobcorn please!
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No,no,no,no,no.
Beer after exams!
Dixit!
Thats my specialist subject....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Silence all and go to exams!
My name not there, means I have a walk over the exam, wooo hoooo...Cheers Dracula...I knew I could count on you for not giving me thru into an exam...something that I have always failed in...LOL!!!
Alright I the examiner for the (ladies) if I may add...and Khanan also...LOL!!!
tomorrow, next exams..tomorrow!!!
good..i am exempted.. :)
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
OMG! his brother in law!
Panda you are still new in QL.
And my brother in low now :P
Next time! :)
drac, i passed without exam?