a qatari, a mallu and a japanese !!

xhameel1
By xhameel1

Once a Qatari ,a mallu(Kerala) and a Japanese join for a gathering.

First the mallu says: "I have lots of coconuts in my country",goes n pick a few coconuts and throws it into the garbage.

Next,the japanese says : "There are lots of unwanted hi-tech electronics at my place", picks up his mobile, i-pod and throws it away.

The qatari forgot to bring petrol with him, hence he had to do something else sooner to hold up his name. He goes near the mallu, picks him and throws him away and says: "i have a hell lot of these in my country"!!

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(This might be an old joke for some..and no offence guys..by da way im a mallu too)

By Gladiator1• 19 Nov 2009 09:19
Gladiator1

du u think that they will listen ur firing ............

he he he

yes this is a jock thread so u might be joking

By Jo Naras• 18 Nov 2009 07:51
Jo Naras

@Firose, you don't understand local law here because you never need a maid...I will tell you again that by Qatar Law we can not hire a maid of our own nationality. . eventhought millions of Indonesia maid here.... then I prefer Mallu because your compatriot xhmeel1 said that on his joke...why you mad at me..:-))

@Victory, come on buddy, don't be stupid..this is a joke thread..if I'm cruel I can fire one of my hundreds Indian employee anytime with so many reasons during this 2 years...in fact they all happy with me...

“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”

By Victory_278692• 17 Nov 2009 10:05
Victory_278692

could survived in Qatar for over 2 years carrying hatred!

By Gladiator1• 16 Nov 2009 10:27
Gladiator1

Jo Naras ITS not to get mallu maid like Indonesian maid .....

Indonesian maid u may get from Qatar airport, 24 hrs its available there, minimum 20 no's

By Jo Naras• 16 Nov 2009 03:14
Jo Naras

Pajju, by law I can not employee Indonesian maid in Qatar, so I prefer a Mallu because I can throw him or her away anytime like my Qatari friend did :-))

“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 14:32
Pajju

?

By babujee• 10 Nov 2009 14:30
babujee

pajjuKutty Jokkuddaaaaa

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 13:02
Pajju

babujee so ?

By babujee• 10 Nov 2009 13:01
babujee

Pajju is like a MALLU, he is available with everyone posts.

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2009 12:12
anonymous

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.....

Old One but in New Style.....

Nica One

By Gladiator1• 10 Nov 2009 11:51
Gladiator1

NO pAIJU........

ITS United Kerala not Karala

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 11:43
Pajju

ikei

yes UK .. United Kannur

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 11:37
ikei

you know what mean of UK .. . . .??????

By Gladiator1• 10 Nov 2009 11:15
Gladiator1

but he told he is from karala, then he said he is from KALICUT

he he he he he he he.......

he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......

he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......he he he he he he he.......

jock of the year ..........

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 11:13
ikei

he not doing anything with me OK,

i don't no what TAMIL or MALLU'S,

By Gladiator1• 10 Nov 2009 11:02
Gladiator1

poor ikei .....

his tea boy made him as a Jocker.......

poor Ikei........ inge WAANGOOOOOOOOO

By roshu• 10 Nov 2009 10:58
roshu

Pajju is right, he's fooling u.

By babujee• 10 Nov 2009 10:52
babujee

Xhameel1, do not worry OLD is GOLD, it is nice one, I feel like a Thursday.

By Victory_278692• 10 Nov 2009 10:37
Victory_278692

prove it on Map....is Kerala in India?

I know Kolkatta was old capital of India...

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 10:33
Pajju

KALICUT ok its not kerala .. maybe he is fooling u

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 10:32
ikei

he said KALICUT

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 10:05
Pajju

can u check again plzz ? he is from where ?

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 10:04
Pajju

Dot.Com NA :P

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 10:04
ikei

my offices ti boy from karalla and he always use this word's

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 10:03
ikei

my offices ti boy from karalla and he always use this word's

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2009 09:59
anonymous

wat does it mean "illay" :P

No one knows how it is that one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart

N Bonaparte

By roshu• 10 Nov 2009 09:59
roshu

tha'ts not mallus that's tamil

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:54
Pajju

NO UR WRONG

By ikei• 10 Nov 2009 09:51
ikei

UKAARUNGOOOOOO - (SEAT DOWN)

WAANGOOOOOOOOO - (GET OUT)

WALAMAAAAAAAAA - (WATER)

if i am rghit ,,,,,,lolzzz

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:42
Pajju

Uk so who built UK ? :)

By Victory_278692• 10 Nov 2009 09:42
Victory_278692

with you UKENG!

UAE prospered, made Rich with great support and effort by Indian Business Sindhi community and Pakistan Business communities as well.

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:42
Pajju

ajin thanx :)

By GodFather.• 10 Nov 2009 09:38
GodFather.

If the Irish built New York.. Then Surely these Mallus have built the Middleast..

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"HE WHO DARES WINS"

Derek Edward Trotter

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:37
Pajju

lol

By ajinpt• 10 Nov 2009 09:37
ajinpt

I'll do that honor for you Pajju,

AFGHANI :)

---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:34
Pajju

Dot.com how can i edit ? :P

By Victory_278692• 10 Nov 2009 09:31
Victory_278692

he missed some real fun here....

superb opportunity 4 hijack!

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:31
Pajju

and afgani will remain afgani

By Victory_278692• 10 Nov 2009 09:30
Victory_278692

as documentary evidence ;-)

I have seen Pajju many times riding Harley Davidson and fishing at small Ponds.

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2009 09:24
anonymous

better u make correction for Afghan ;)

No one knows how it is that one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart

N Bonaparte

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:19
Pajju

firose .. lol .. wat to do man ? some people r idiots here :)

Victory u know me well right ?

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2009 09:17
anonymous

Mallu will remain Mallu :-)

No one knows how it is that one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart

N Bonaparte

By Victory_278692• 10 Nov 2009 09:11
Victory_278692

Not in good taste :(

By Gladiator1• 10 Nov 2009 09:10
Gladiator1

@Paiju.........

Nee nammude nadinte abimaaanam kaaathu.....

By Pajju• 10 Nov 2009 09:08
Pajju

Jo Naras .. there is many indonasion maids .. they will clean ur bathroom

By Jo Naras• 10 Nov 2009 09:06
Jo Naras

Gross...who will clean my bathroom ??

“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2009 09:05
anonymous

WITH OUT MALLU NO QATAR

sorry

NO GULF

By Gladiator1• 10 Nov 2009 09:02
Gladiator1

If no mallu's in Qatar !!!!!!

my god ...........

Nomore supermarkets ......

Nomore Hyper markets.........

Nomore Labors.......

Nomore Drivers.........

Nomore real estate.........

Nomore Engineers........

Nomore Vastha ppl........

Nomore Helpers.......

Nomore Mangers......

Nomore Jewelers

Nomore ppl in SOuck for business.......

my god its horrible.......

By FAZALW• 10 Nov 2009 08:43
FAZALW

heheheheeh hi Malluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

By mishty• 10 Nov 2009 08:32
mishty

hehehehehehhe....

By pmcorrea• 10 Nov 2009 08:09
pmcorrea

seth9900, and who would serve me my coffee at work?

By ashwindoke• 9 Nov 2009 23:22
ashwindoke

Mallus - Damn you guyz should have got insulted and filled this forum with 2 - 3 pages of crap.....

B T W Qatari could throw away Land Cruisers too :p

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By Fawmy85• 9 Nov 2009 22:39
Fawmy85

sound like something

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"If you born poor it's not your mistake

But if you die poor it's your mistake"

By taz626• 9 Nov 2009 22:28
taz626

lol.....old 1 shameel......

By Qatari55• 2 Nov 2009 06:50
Qatari55

Oh I guess, we have to laugh now!

By Jo Naras• 2 Nov 2009 03:34
Jo Naras

I don't think so..other Nationality will be ready to replace all Mallu in Qatar....

“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”

By anonymous• 2 Nov 2009 01:49
anonymous

u must be drunk ;)

he's like Pajju itself, unique and antique peace, created once with a special die. :D

By anonymous• 1 Nov 2009 23:47
anonymous

its Mallu time

By Munna143• 1 Nov 2009 22:37
Munna143

twenty u really wanna sleep ? common yaar .. wats time n qatar ?

By twenty• 1 Nov 2009 22:35
twenty

where is my bed i am sleepy

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Never argue with an idiot,they drag you down to their level and they beat you with experience

By Munna143• 1 Nov 2009 22:30
Munna143

lol u brite u oldi i really kick ur bhutt next gatherin :P

By perfectStranger• 1 Nov 2009 22:27
perfectStranger

Should b..

By britexpat• 1 Nov 2009 08:52
britexpat

So is that handsome Mr. Pajju of Thiruananthapuram considered a Mallu ?

By anonymous• 1 Nov 2009 08:51
anonymous

beautiful state with beautiful ppl

By perfectStranger• 1 Nov 2009 02:03
perfectStranger

Mallu short form for Malayales, Indians from Kerla, Beautiful State in south India.

By britexpat• 1 Nov 2009 00:32
britexpat

What's a Mallu ?

By anonymous• 1 Nov 2009 00:07
anonymous

TC

By Pajju• 1 Nov 2009 00:06
Pajju

yalla gush nite

By anonymous• 1 Nov 2009 00:05
anonymous

ohhh

i forgot to take a bed rest after 12 mid night.

By Pajju• 1 Nov 2009 00:01
Pajju

Dot.com wats the time now?

By sonaam• 31 Oct 2009 22:24
sonaam

I have a Friend Name Bajju. He is Mallu but he looks like Sallu Yani Salman Khan ;)

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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु

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By anonymous• 31 Oct 2009 22:18
anonymous

lol,,,,,,,,,,good one, mallu hammeel,,,,,,,,,,,,

By jonald• 31 Oct 2009 13:06
jonald

omg so sorry... i cant stop laughing. :p

Dagway ai!

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2009 12:44
anonymous

And without them Qatar would come to a standstill.

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2009 12:32
anonymous

an old one, modified a lot of.

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