Pushing the Suppository!
"funny" forum, remember guys..........
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A woman hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom door. She knocks and says, "Honey, what is it?"
Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, "The doctor prescribed suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having, and no matter what I do, I just can't get the little sucker up my ass. Even the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done, and I tell you, it took forever for him to get it up there and it HURT!!!"
"Poor baby," says the wife. "You were probably nervous and tense and he probably wasn't very gentle with you. Here, let me give you the suppository. I don't mind."
Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his left shoulder to brace him, and, with her right hand, quickly and easily slips the pill up her husband's rear end.
The husband suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
"What happened honey? says the wife. Did I hurt you?"
"No!" cries the man. "But I just realised that when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders!"
.. back to childhood - keeps the spirit alive
Or did I miss your real meaning my Amigs?
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
- Dr. Seuss
playing marbles :D
whatever u choose them to be :))
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
- Dr. Seuss
What did Dr Seuss had in mind when he referred to things:P
.. if only they knew!! :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
- Dr. Seuss
cool treatment for constipation..LOL
Lucky Doc!! Damn! why did I opt for an engg degree.....:((
Must have done a gr8 business on QL.......
A sick man turned to his doctor,
as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said,
'Doctor, I am afraid to die.
Tell me what lies on the other side.'
Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.'
'You don't know?
You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?'
The doctor was holding the handle of the door;
on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,
and as he opened the door,
a dog sprang into the room
and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness
Turning to the patient, the doctor said,
'Did you notice my dog?
He's never been in this room before.
He didn't know what was inside.
He knew nothing except that his master was here,
and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.
I know little of what is on the other side of death,
but I do know one thing...
I know my Master is there and that is enough.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
i see men bashing going on today...... dont let me stop it go on... we can take a joke
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
:-)
hmmm, it needs none :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
- Dr. Seuss
wehehehehehe...(only that..no comment..:D)
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