Proposal Letter

Dracula
By Dracula

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"I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala.
I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller.
Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man.
I am always laughing loudly at everyone.
I am a jolly gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.
Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my
pants are always open for you.

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday.
That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation."

Expecting soon,

Yours and only yours Pajju
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http://hem.com.np/2009/02/06/a-funny-proposal-letter-by-a-south-indian/

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 21:56
Pajju

lol brite wat time u sleep ?

By Dracula• 27 Oct 2009 21:56
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

hold on..hold on! :)

By BULLONG• 27 Oct 2009 21:53
Rating: 4/5
BULLONG

Dracy, haven't you found yet the letter reply of madam? Perhaps Paj still pressing her and getting tired of pumping dumb belles in the gym...

poor pajju :)

By britexpat• 27 Oct 2009 21:39
britexpat

I am still curious about the "six inches long"..

Is that pre or post cold shower ??

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 20:29
Pajju

lol u bloody QLers :) ... am really tired :)

By edifis• 27 Oct 2009 20:16
edifis

Almost? Were you adjudged IN by the 3rd Vampire?

By edifis• 27 Oct 2009 20:10
edifis

A "chirpy cricket" and a "vampire bat" what a combination! LOL lethal weapon!

By edifis• 27 Oct 2009 20:09
edifis

Where are these other dumb belles?

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 20:08
anonymous

What did the madam reply :)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

By Dracula• 27 Oct 2009 20:05
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

shhhh..he's looking for me with a cricket bat!

By edifis• 27 Oct 2009 20:03
edifis

LOOOOOOOL!!! I can't stop laughing now! Poor Pajju! I wonder how he reacts to this.

Drac is that Original?

By greentea• 27 Oct 2009 19:58
Rating: 5/5
greentea

Pajju, ill be waiting for the invitation :)

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 19:58
anonymous

pajju, youre getting married? you already divorced apple?

"Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night"

By ghazalz• 27 Oct 2009 19:56
ghazalz

Where did you get pajju's private letter ?

poor pajju; easy target:))

By wacky_baby• 27 Oct 2009 19:37
wacky_baby

hahhahah! can't stop laughing on this one :D

it's the trip...not the destination...

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 19:36
anonymous

lol Drac.. if you have more, post it..

"Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night"

By chinx_lady• 27 Oct 2009 19:33
chinx_lady

well agree to that thalibo...today is 27 oct 2009 but pajju here has so many surprises to us..from avatar to a confirm wedding..i can't wait what's next..maybe you have a new haircut and lots of shaving aren't you as a new look?

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:30
Pajju

lol thalim .. ok guys be right back .. our QL member smoke waiting for me to near my flat :)

By Dracula• 27 Oct 2009 19:30
Rating: 3/5
Dracula

Aishwarya Rai getting married with Pajju of QL?

YES..The "8 World Wonder"!

By thalib01• 27 Oct 2009 19:28
thalib01

one big kallan..... new avatar,,,, marriage..... is dracula the caterer for the wedding...(non-veg ofcourse)..?

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:28
Pajju

lol .. just join n see // i dunno how i explain to u now :P

By chinx_lady• 27 Oct 2009 19:27
chinx_lady

lols..pajju so you mean this wedding of yours is equal to the 8 wonders of the world?what's in your wedding that boost this much????

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:25
Pajju

if u miss .. really u miss the the 8 wonder of the world :)

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:23
Pajju

hahahhaah Drac lol :))))))))))))))))

By chinx_lady• 27 Oct 2009 19:22
chinx_lady

hahaha surely!!!i will never miss this chance..wink*

By Dracula• 27 Oct 2009 19:22
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

...centimeters not inch :)

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:20
Pajju

chinx_lady .. i send u allready my invitation card .. plzz be there and witness :P

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:20
Pajju

lol Drac wrong .. my inch is 10 :)

By thalib01• 27 Oct 2009 19:18
thalib01

lol :-D

By chinx_lady• 27 Oct 2009 19:18
chinx_lady

really pajju?i'll be glad to witness your grand wedding..hope to be so soon!

By Dracula• 27 Oct 2009 19:16
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

"six foot tall and six inches long"..that's Pajju! :p

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:14
Pajju

jervis poda .. lol :)

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:08
Pajju

chinx_lady PM me ur number and mail ID .. wanna send u invitation card :P

By chinx_lady• 27 Oct 2009 19:03
chinx_lady

best wishes to you pajju and your soon to be wife..lols...:)

By Pajju• 27 Oct 2009 19:01
Pajju

lol u bloody drac :)

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