A Priest and his cock rooster

nite_rider
By nite_rider

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.

So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the alter boys stood up.....

By asif_khan• 1 Sep 2010 08:00
asif_khan

pajju whats ur opinion about this "cock story"

???

By Pajju• 31 Aug 2010 21:11
Pajju

lol tinku

By Pajju• 31 Aug 2010 21:06
Pajju

lol tinku , will look ur face :P banana talk ( friend nannayal kannadi venda ) :P

By Pajju• 31 Aug 2010 20:59
Pajju

lol, u guys , jack anyway who s the big pervert n the QL ?

By Blood• 31 Aug 2010 20:52
Blood

I thought your a team player man seems not, seems your a tyron ;)

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 18:39
anonymous

Woah Blood I don't follow any leaders.. I am my own man

By Blood• 31 Aug 2010 13:55
Blood

What about our leader, lol You for sure know who eh?

By donald_duc168• 31 Aug 2010 13:50
donald_duc168

we do not object doesn't mean that we agree......

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:45
anonymous

Lol Blood...

ok I found out one more:

QL Guys ready to go to the Monastry:

1. Pajju

2. Rizks

3. WK

4. Colt

5. Blood

Ha Ha Ha... Believe me Blood I just want to see your face laughing...

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:45
anonymous

gloomy :(

By bubblymom• 31 Aug 2010 13:45
bubblymom

WK!!!

By Blood• 31 Aug 2010 13:42
Blood

Jack why only them man.

There are so many we just need to uncover them.

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:42
anonymous

Oh the Nuns are the hottest ;o)

By drmana• 31 Aug 2010 13:41
drmana

Perverts :-)

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:41
anonymous

WK looks like the Nuns are hot...

long back I too wanted to join one... he he he

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:36
anonymous

I live in a monastery :P

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 13:34
anonymous

Blood I agree with you....

As a priest they should have no use of these worldly pleasures...lol

QL Guys ready to go to the Monastry:

1. Pajju

2. Rizks

3. WK

4. Colt

By gudone• 31 Aug 2010 12:47
gudone

lol!!

By anonymous• 31 Aug 2010 12:24
anonymous

lolz... deleted or not.... a good one..

By nite_rider• 31 Aug 2010 11:50
nite_rider

now i know ur choice ..

By nite_rider• 31 Aug 2010 11:47
nite_rider

doesnt like cock will hen do ??

By asif_khan• 31 Aug 2010 11:37
asif_khan

blood it doesnt poke but opens its mouth

By Blood• 31 Aug 2010 11:35
Blood

Does it poke you every morning!!?

By asif_khan• 31 Aug 2010 11:33
asif_khan

near my house there is big red cock of a pathan and it wakes me up early in the morning

By Blood• 31 Aug 2010 11:00
Blood

You know reading jokes about corrupted priests, the ones who should care for us is starting to irritate me seriously, anyways it was funny until reach to the end, I can suggest some solution for that, we can ask our priests in all religions to get a Castration operation.

By mjamille28• 31 Aug 2010 10:59
mjamille28

LOL, he could've easily just said rooster to save him from the embarassment.. :P

By Rizks• 31 Aug 2010 10:57
Rizks

No, it gets up at tat time to wake everyone UP...:(

By nite_rider• 31 Aug 2010 10:56
nite_rider

ur cock has any special appointment at 5:10 ?? lol

By Rizks• 31 Aug 2010 10:53
Rizks

My Cock is sleeping now....:(

will get up at 05:10am

By snessy• 31 Aug 2010 10:51
snessy

PMSL!

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