Points to ponder
- If time doesn't wait for you,
don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! - Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is
like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about
it. - Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we
wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! - Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who
rules the world!
That's called Attitude…!
Keep on rocking! - Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better
man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as
good as his father did!!! - He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When
he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never
lived, cannot die! - A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He's now being
harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! - So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping
from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow &
sure! - Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal,
banned, expensive or married to someone else! - 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a
logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without
drinking!
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAA :D
CANT STOP LAUGHING!! ... 5,6,9 were awesome..
Thnxxxxxx
"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO