Planting Potatoes
An old Iraqian Muslim Arab, living in the U.S.A. for more than 40 years, wants to plant potatoes in his garden, but to dig the land it is a work too hard for him. His only son, Amhed, is studing in France, and the old man sends the following message to him: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Amhed,
I feel bad because this year I wont be able to plant potatoes in the garden.I'm already too old to dig the land. If you were here, all these problems would disappear. I know that you would revolve and prepare all the land.
Kisses Dad
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Few days later, he receives the following message: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear father,
Please do not touch in the land of this garden. I hided things there.
Kisses Amhed ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the following dawn, the policy, agents of the FBI, of CIA, the SWAT, the Rangers, the Marines, Steven Seagal, Silvester Stallone and some more than the elite of U.S.A.,appeared in the place, as well as representatives of Pentagon, of the State secretary, Mayor, etc. They removed all the land of the garden looking for bombs, or material that would allow them to build them, antrax, etc. They do not find anything and they leave, not without before interrogating old man, who did not have the minimum idea of what they were searching. Some days later, the old man receives another message: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear father,
Certainly the land is already ready to plant potatoes. It was the best I could do, given the circumstances… Kisses Amhed
lol, thks mjamille
sn: I used the 2 words that heero said i hadn't used in this post, so, i was being ironic ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
well, at least now we know, there's a funny side in platao after all, not all politics, culture, and religion... ;)
oh, er, ok.....still didn't find any humour there...did you make it up?
SN: Read Alexa's explanation ;)
or if you refer my last reply, read heero's reply ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Is this a joke.....i don't get it!
har har.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
This joke was created at Portugal and i'm gonna take it to Morrocco.
Heero: sorry, couldn't resist ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
I think Chuck Norris miss out his opportunity. Where is Jackie Chan and Jet-lee? If it was George Bush probably would deported this guy to Guantanamo under charges of the home land act...
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
edited & corrected :)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Alexa: thks 4 explaining her ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Ups...sorry Labda
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Im not a himmmmmm!!!!
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thks Labda
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
LOL Alexa, I got it I got it! Thanks though...haha
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Platao my bad, I get it now, hmmm that took awhile though....aaahhhh pity me wont you, it's been a long day. It's actually pretty good....
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My bed beckons.
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Do you think it isn't funny? No, that's not the funny part
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Perhaps the humour is in Seagal and Stallone being part of this elite team? I really dont know...
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