Pierre, the French fighter pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks
the bewildered Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?

'Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'