THE PERFECT HUSBAND (joke!)
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000/= Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know, who this phone belongs to?"
lucky wife, dreams come true from a stranger...
that is so so so coolllllll story
Why lock room ? And how he got the phone for someone ekes.??
If my wife will get somebody
too good ..lol...
haha!
lol hawk... tht was a gud one...
lol hawk10......
If my wife will get somebody like this on the phone, then the next day you will see me in the Newspaper .....Suicide....
no tink :)
out of topic someone farted in the office!!! fook!
hus band really a band
bleh!