THE PERFECT HUSBAND (joke!)

just-duck
By just-duck

THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000/= Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know, who this phone belongs to?"

By prettyigorota• 1 Nov 2010 23:48
prettyigorota

lucky wife, dreams come true from a stranger...

By dadamharqatar• 31 Oct 2010 14:02
dadamharqatar

that is so so so coolllllll story

By the_smart• 31 Oct 2010 10:07
the_smart

Why lock room ? And how he got the phone for someone ekes.??

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 09:07
anonymous

If my wife will get somebody

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2010 09:03
anonymous

too good ..lol...

By marga_knowing• 31 Oct 2010 09:02
marga_knowing

haha!

By gudone• 31 Oct 2010 08:59
gudone

lol hawk... tht was a gud one...

By soniya• 31 Oct 2010 08:43
soniya

lol hawk10......

By Hawk10• 31 Oct 2010 08:35
Hawk10

If my wife will get somebody like this on the phone, then the next day you will see me in the Newspaper .....Suicide....

By somwerNdmiddle• 31 Oct 2010 08:26
somwerNdmiddle

no tink :)

out of topic someone farted in the office!!! fook!

By lawa• 31 Oct 2010 08:25
lawa

hus band really a band

By somwerNdmiddle• 31 Oct 2010 08:23
somwerNdmiddle

bleh!

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