The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
I love you hunny bun and here is your ironing lol ;-0
I have 90 friends on Face Book, and 12 are pending... confused what to doo.... ;)
Isobel, i only said no one is perfect though i respect women alot for their Courage, the way mum's take care of their children, sisters of their brothers, wife of their husband's.... :)
That was a dialogue from " Due Date ".... ;)
lol FA, and those 12 are?? :P
Nobody's perfect..so why complicate things?:)
lolz
i beg to differ.. If she also ironed, washed and kept her mutterings to "I love you honey bun", I would DEFINITELY call her Perfect.. :O)
LOL
LOL!!! Perfect!!!
As i made limited friends in FB iam short of friends and i dunno to who all i shld send the link so can u all people out ther who use Facebook or dont help me in increasing the likes in qtel's snap and win competetion here's the link and the description of the pic
http://www.facebook.com/QtelQatar?v=app_125128937549603&ref=sgm
The Name Of The Picture Is --- Snap $ Win10872010-12-29
its the baby wearing glasses and has a book in fornt of him thnx
LOL nice JOKE.....IF Anything is perfect in life i guess we all might get bored of it....so here we are all imperfects in a perfect world....
and yeah women are a little bit more perfect than mens and proof for why women never listens cos she knows mens tend be gr8 at lying!!!
I beg to differ! If she cooked for you, brought you beer and then offered you anything you wanted in bed; you would call her perfect!
Yet to meet a man that does that lol xx
There is no such thing as a perfect women :)
lol Isobel
we are all in a agreement there is no such thing as a perfect man :-)
You're correct FA! :&
Old is gold.... :D
Old but funny anyway!