one for colt :)
HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE FROM MUMBAI
You say 'Town' and expect everyone to know that it means 'South' of Churchgate
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you
You have never been to the Gateway of India
You don't hear sirens anymore
Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible
The trains make sense
Your door has more than three locks
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression
You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a 'Hall'
You consider beyond Andheri as 'Upstate'
You think of Chowpatty and Juhu beaches as 'nature'
You're paying Rs.10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a 'steal'
You've been to New Bombay twice and got hopelessly lost, both times
You spend more time travelling than you spend at home
You haven't heard the sound of true, absolute silence since 1977,and when you did, it terrified you
You take fashion seriously
Being truly alone makes you nervous
You have 14 different menus of 'Free Home Deliveries' next to your telephone
Going to 'town', is considered a 'road trip'
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes
Rs. 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag
You have a minimum of five 'worst cab rides ever' stories
You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city's air quality and what it's doing to your lungs
If you look up, somebody is throwing waste on you
Even in the morgue you have to form a line, first come first served basis
You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Mumbaikars can understand
Train timings are really important events of life
You have the following sets of friends: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and train friends, a
species unique to Mumbai
Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road, Altamount Road and the like
Stock market quotes are the only other thing besides cricket which you follow passionately
The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes
You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons
Only in Mumbai, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken
You call traffic policemen as 'Pandus" and expect of out of towners to understand that
jack, really liked ur comments...
I guess Tam-Brahm = Tamil Brahmins
I won't tell you...
there
that's a live KLPR demo for you
Time for me to laugh... hahahahahahahaha...
verisimilitude...I dont know KLPR Whats that?
I know KLPD...
do you know KLPR?..
clue... R for 'Rakhi'... :-D
you consider jaundice like its just a cold
you manage to get out of the metro where you are supposed to get out
and you maange to do this without breaking a sweat
you manage to buy something from a hawker for one third the price he quoted and still curse him while you walk away
your algorithm of driving is to 'fill up the blank spaces'
etc. etc. etc...
1. There's a minor problem
Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem
Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised .
Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai
6. Don't make a fool of others
Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane,"Hawa" aan de
8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
9. There's some misunderstanding
Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya "Rapchic Maal" hai yaar!!
15. Don't just bluff..OK?
E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
16. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!
17. Don't take much tension..
Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
18. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
19. I don't care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
20. Please don't bore me..
Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
21. All this must be done without anyone's notice
Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye kya?
Good one JPA...lol
Mumbaikar Short forms...who can decipher them?
GPL
KLPD
KLD
HK
BHMB
Who can get the meaning of?:
Raapchik
dhakkan
Cut to cut
Item
Zagmag
Dhinchak
Sumbdi
Ragpatti
Khunnas
Khopcha
Full to
Well... no one is perfect I guess...
Oh man, numbers again????
Gujju (Gujarati)
One Gujarati = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujaratis = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tam-Brahm
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train
at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.
Lol Pajju...
My Comments are as under:
You say 'Town' and expect everyone to know that it means 'South' of Churchgate.
Its not "Town" its "fort"...as in "Today I am going to fort area ..you comming"
"You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you"... definitely...a lot of them could be doing AMWAY ;)
"You have never been to the Gateway of India"...ABSOLUTELY wrong...Everyone has been to Gateway of India.
The trains make sense - they are the lifeline of Mumbai....they stop...Mumbai Stops...Sensex crashes.
Your door has more than three locks - Yes
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression - ABSOLUTELY CORRECT....unless you are a girl eying a guy. No Staring in Mumbai!
"You've been to New Bombay twice and got hopelessly lost, both times" - Never lost there.
You spend more time travelling than you spend at home - Nope again.
You take fashion seriously - Yep
You have 14 different menus of 'Free Home Deliveries' next to your telephone - This is WRONG...as everywhere in Mumbai you get eatery stalls...there is one in every lane!
Rs. 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag - Yeah
If you look up, somebody is throwing waste on you - Nope
"You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Mumbaikars can understand"..ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
Shane
Train timings are really important events of life - CORRECT Again
You have the following sets of friends: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and train friends, a species unique to Mumbai - YES
Stock market quotes are the only other thing besides cricket which you follow passionately - Yes. If you meet a Mumbaikar dont discuss local politics with him but you can discuss Share Bazar with him :)
The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement - Not Exactly.
You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons - ABSOLETELY CORRECT - and EVERY JULY :)
Only in Mumbai, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken - Heard of these but never tried them....not all hotels serve these....only one or two.
You call traffic policemen as 'Pandus"
.
Gunner take cold shower
My friend why are getting so offended. Using a language to show what you are, Ivory coast guys are good folks. Only prayers are not enough , good behaviour too. Now i understand, why guys like you stay in gulf without going home for years,no vacations cause you have lollipups not---.Haha. Take it easy a simple answser, we wear so and so.Mallus ki jai ho. More offensive language is welcome.
Ohh some kids has got big mouth!! :P
gud one
so Gunner u from kerala ? :P
Colt blzz do it :)
Hold the fire guys....if it is all about mumbai then so be it...Mumbai is great city and I love the night life in Mumbai...And the lungi is not orginated from malabar but from Myanmar (Burma) it is a very well respected dress in these places (all most all South east asian countries) Srilanka, Burma, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc...
Those who does not understand the meaning of funnies should not post comments in a thread which is posted in funnies. It doesn't matter if the person is from India, Pakistan or USA. Those who cannot tolerate comments which are posted with humour and take the thread to bashing others and making offensive posts should keep out of such threads.
If you throw mud on a community or religion you will get it back in a higher pace. Read the guidelines before you post such offensive comments and replies.
I keel all of you!!! :-P
ROFL gunner. Bluemoon, You sound like a KG student arguing for lollipop.. Ohh ya, you will get lollipop under the so called 'Kerala National Dress' . . Go have a look if you dont have one!
well soniya u r younger to me, but i have this habit of using ji at times
no offence meant :)
rony, whats this JI is all about?? i m not that old..
lol rony...
NO man..I have many hobbies except poem writing..he hehehe
PAjju i know...:(
Mallus have great tense for hamour fish....:)
nice take soniyaji,
rony & irony rhymes well, do u write poems
Rizks mallus do have a great sense of humour :)
It is just a question, it is not a racist to ask what you wear under your keral national dress code.
rony, this is a irony with QL that people soon start making personal and offensive comments..
"Tell us about yourself
down to earth, social, friendly.
like this world without wars, poverty, exploitation,humane, equality of genders race.
"
ROFL hahahahaahah !!!!!!!!!!!!hhhooooooooooo hahahaahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best joke i ever read in ones profile !!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!
Get a frisking life you racist!!
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Mumbai is a nice place, each place has its merits and de-merits
ditto with each individual
so please no regional or religious bashing on QL
Do Malabari wear undergarment with lungi or believe in freedom of movement.
abe Colt, Pajju's thread is running faster then ur thread....:)
abe Pajju Nariyal Paani wale...bhaag yaha se ! :)
saala Colt :P Mepatriot welcome to mallu land :P
Actually from Bombay? doesn't look like it..
Mepatriot, this thread has turned elsewhere..I m really sad..
till one guy started his Mallu bashing.
Now I am not so proud to be a Mumbaikar. I thought we had a sense of humour and could laugh at ourselves.
LMAO Colt...
wtf do you mean do they wear undergarments under the lungi?
Lungi is their undergarment, over that they wear they pants... LMAO!!! :-)))
moonblue very nice question !!
Well a Malabari wear a undergarment or not can be only noticed when wind is blowing high....:)
herbert, whats wrong with u man?? Why r u spitting out venoms?? Kindly don't turn this thread into abusive one..
pajju bro, chillax..no need to lose ur temper as well..
Did you forget to take your medication again this morning? :-P
Hebert are u bald ? lol
Do u have ur original Jaws ?
Do u use STICK to walk ? :)
soniya kill me plzz :)
Me too, am here for fun. What makes you feel like a fight. There you go again, GUILT!!!!!
Make sure yourself first, don't think what others may have or not have, you padhoo.
OMG rizk...lol...eeeiiisshhhhh, i won't comment now..lol
Herbie got hernia...:)
Oye .. we r here for fun .. not for fight ..
Herbie goes bananas again??? :-P
If they find my comments abusive, etc. they should'nt reply. The very fact they reply is because they are guilty which admits what I say is true.
Nice to see you lose your cool. Ha ha ha.
GGrrrr....whats going on??
herbert, did u foget i gave u such a nice reply on PANI PURIS yesterday to ur question..U r doing this to our BEAUTIFUL THREAD????..Plz. no bashings..This thread was meant for HUMOUR..take it easy..
oye oye chal hut .. i am from kerala :P
If you have, drink plenty of coconut water, and oil your head with coconut oil, and cook with c.o. too.
What about the recent incident where some Mallus cut off the hands of a Priest? Thank God, sure you will not want to settle in Mumbai, hope all the other Mallus think the same. First question should be answered correctly i.e. India, not Kerala. No need of the second question. And some of u Mallus on QL say we are Indians first and then .......
This Herbert Desilva is also fake. I am sure he will be working with a bunch of Mallus and bashing them. At present nobody from Kerala will be willing to live in a place like Mumbai which is famous for sectarian violence (there is no wonder why there are that much sectarian violence - your comments are more than enough to evaluate).
Herbert Desilva, Looks like you are a baby. If you tell me you are from India then I will ask you from where in India then you will tell me you are from Mumbai or Goa? So the Keralites are cutting off that second question.
dunt waste ur energy
We Mumbaikars can complain all we want among ourselves about life in Mumbai but let some outsider say anything bad about Mumbai and we pounce.
Bottom line - a signature a friend uses on another forum:
You can take a Mumbaikar out of Mumbai but you cannot take Mumbai out of a Mumbaikar.
Ok herbert..now cool down..I know y r u using such words against one section of our society?? i don't wanna comment on it..
It's just a FUN and time pass..Don't take it seriously..If u will go thru our comments, u will find that no one has used any abusive or bad words against each other..so just relax..
Hebert why dont you head a seperatist movement too in Mumbai?? get some AK 47s too, if u think u dont need the rest of India?
Thanks for confirming. Now listen to this. Ask a Mallu where are you from? His answer will be -- from Kerala, he will never say India. Ha ha ha.
True! :)
See, this is what I had meant when some ppl will take it personally.. I hope they all realize that and forget and move on!
I am proud to be an INDIAN first..A thread on MUMBAI is just a HUMOUR and we are playing it safely..
hebert, u know i am migrated from other state to MUMBAI long back..So will u call me a DIRT as well?? This is not gud buddy..
Please don't tarnish any community here..We are all here as one, as Indians!
Soniya, let them say what they want about Mumbai. And let them keep away from even thinking of settling down in Mumbai. Mumbai already has enough of dirt from other parts of India, especially Mallus. I am a Mumbaikar too.
Rizks, Mumbai itself is fake as originally it was Bombay.
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (pls dont get offended guys, this post is in funnies)
had been to mumbai 4-5 times....love the place....especially the office train timings 8 to 10.....very easy to get inside train n out....better than elevators,,,just stand near the door n u r automatically in or out depending where ur face is in or out...ha hah
make love not war, make friends not enemy
we are the world, we are the children.... its sounds like micheal jackson.... lol... nothing just passing by... peace be with you....
if so vl amend it soniya......but still i hv got better to read....
ooh la la, really...u r lucky in that case then..lol
ya Soniya i know...
i have few 5-10 galpriends there who are gorgeous, when even i go on vacation i meet them all one by one...lol
A woman of Bombay is already stronger than a man... So even if they go out of Bombay, its by default that the Bombayness in them can never be taken away! ;)
hahahaha..ok rizk..i got it now...thnx..
hey, but u know, MUMBAI's girls are damn BEAUTIFUL..he heheh
Soniya, Colt said :
You can take a man out of Bombay, but you can't take Bombay out of a man ;-)
my answer to the above was:
wat about a woman ? LOL
samji Yedi.....lol (kiddin)
Hi-Fives to you too.. sry to miss ya earlier! :O
thanks to Admins :P
rizk, mail pajju bro..and tell him to change it now..he hehe
Hi-Fives :-)))
Soniya i too wanted to comment in tat Puttu technology thread of Pajju, but damn i could not...:(
pajju bro, y did u post ur PUTTU TECHNOLOGY in ur KAIRALI group?? y did u miss ur SIS who is not a malayalee??? now tell me how will i reply to ur post??
So MEAN u r?? he hehe
Hi-Fives!
speedysid, thats like a ATTA MUMBAI BOY..gud..
pajju, u seems to be JEALOUS of us now?? lol..i can smell something is burning up..he heheh
lol rizk..
But u still didn't answer my question..
Well, born and brought up in Bombay...
Yes, It is sad about our politicians... even SoBo isn't spared!! :(
MUMBAI MUMBAI MUMBAI grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
Mum_BHAI is the Major Place
Were u Survive, U got to Face,....
U gotta be Fast, u gotta be Tez
U gotta be Shaana to Win the Race.....:)
Chota Chota matter bana Police Case, Bada Bada Lafdaa Gul without a TRACE...:)
Woh kia bolta hai, Jaisa desh vaisa bhees...:)
rizk, what women?? can u plzz go in detail?? i mean can u plzz elaborate ur comment..lolzzzz
ohh really..thats gud speedysid..
I am really happy for you that OUR MUMBAI has taught u something..
I have always loved everything about MUMBAI except when some of our stupid politicians try to make segregation..
Bombay teaches you to be "street-smart" too and not forgetting the art of bargaining eh??? ;-)))
wat about a woman ? LOL
anwarji, keep on reading..It's nice to know about MUMBAI always..
BTW,tell me one thing..Ur profile says that ur NATIONALITY is QATAR whereas description says that u r a srilankan...y so???
I am an INDIAN and stayin in DOHA for last 5yrs but i'd given the right detail about my profile..
I m just curious to know..nothing personal..
Well, in hindsight, I say that the experience was worth it..because, I learnt quite a lot... the best lesson was marketing.. Have u ever come across the hawkers selling their wares on the trains? They are so crystal clear in their Product USP! No fear, nothing.. one of my friends in marketing was quite inspired by them..
So I guess BOMBAY TEACHES US THINGS ONLY IF WE OBSERVE...
What say, Soniya?
So true colt45...Mumbai is in our veins...
You can take a man out of Bombay, but you can't take Bombay out of a man ;-)
No idea guys.....jusss keep reading....
So didn't u like all those experiences??
I know, my life used to revolve around the train timings too.. from Churchgate to Virar, there is not one station where I have not set foot on!
The Wheeler stalls, the multicoloured bright fortune cum weight machines!! ;)
speedysid, it's as per the speed covered by a local train...what so weird in it?? we are punctual, u see...
Have you noticd that all timings are nicely weird.. like 7:43 am, 6:21 am etc... and life used to revolve around those timings!
Ohh puhhllzz rizk, that's not at all possible..Our respected RAJ, BAL and UDHAV THACKREY won't allow such FAKE products to enter MUMBAI..now u got it how ahead v r ?? lolzzzz
R O F L.....choozy.....
might be those branded products are FAKE ones imported from Mallu land ? :)
rizk, the shops here sell the branded products..no need to go deep inside..lol
i dont know Soniya, i didnt went tat deep to chek...:(
Like i said earlier, Bombay is not for the faint-hearted, ya need to grow a set of balls to be living and surviving there ;-)))
the malabari's who come to settle in Bombay wear lungi's and call themselves Mumbaikars ;-)))
eeeiihh rizk..Even KACCHAAS are branded, u know..he hehe
pajju, i m relaxing only in MUMBAI..lol..
Soniya i know they wear kachha's....:)
rizk, mumbayites don't wear LUNGI, FYI..He hehee
soniya relax :P
Cheru, u can bring whatever statistics u wanna reveal it to us..it's not gonna to make us start hating MUMBAI/BOMBAY..ok..
Cheru, so i m bk..
Coming to ur allegations for the people who resides in mumbai, as i told u before MUMBAI is really not meant for those who can't keep their eyes and ears open...Those who get sick of it are most welcome to leave this beautiful city..No one has compel them to stay here till end..
Regarding shifting to new location, mumbai is expanding..People prefer to buy home which is cheaper than other locales..it doesn't mean that that the previous place was having ne drawbacks..
lol Speedy.....
if a bombayite wears a lungi in the wrong way - the malabaris will not laugh they will throw Coconut Shell on them and RUN....:)
Which one wears a Lungi and which one laughs at him.... coz there mite be a Bombayite who'll wear a lungi the wrong ways and get laffed at by a Malabari!
:P
Malabaris...Mumbaikers !!
wat a conincident both of them start with the letter "M"....:)
I think both are same....lol, the difference is one wears a Lungi and the other laughs at him...:)
Proud and likin' it! :)
Even though its 'Mumbai', For all those of us who still value the true essence of the city, it ill always be Bombay for us...
Isn't it Mumbai ? :O)
Conceived, born, brought-up and worked in Bombay... and bloody PROUD of it :-D!!!
How many people have actually worked in Bombay here??
welcome back Pajju! :)
Soniya, Before you post (I know what you will tell me hahaha)read the below (I know this is posted in funnies)
Three Indian cities, Mumbai, Delhi and Chennai are among the 10 worst cities to be working in says a survey.
The survey by ORC Worldwide and Business Week, ranks Mumbai at number 5 followed by New Delhi at number 6 and Chennai stands at number 10..Lagos, Nigeria is at the top spot as the worst place to work in, due to the poor infrastructure, pollution and sectarian violence.
Eggzhactly!
Keep it plain, simple and humourous... ima brb after I get this work taken care of...
PEACE OUT!
This is posted in funnies and it is but obvious we're having FUN...
If anyone gets outta hand, we will feed him/ her to Rizks ;-)
cheru, wait..i am off for lunch as per INDIAN time coz i m still in mumbai..will reply u after some time..he hehehe
Sorry if I sounded rude, wasn't my intention that...
Its just that we need not stereotype people for the heck of it... be it anyone.. Because, I've seen from the previous QL posts, debates which got personal... I hope that it doesn't restart again, that's my only concern...
that is the joy of living too... the hustle and bustle of Bombay cannot be compared to anywhere else ;-)
You friend must be over 50, or acts like that :-P
lol colt
oh God . Damn busy :)
Speedy, Cool down, It is not 55C today.
Soniya, I have many friends from Mumbai and in Mumbai who would like to move to a low pace location. If you run with the pace and the situation of Mumbai you will get sick. You will not get time to enjoy your life there as you will be spending most of your time in the roads.
all the rascale's are in hiding already??? or maybe ganging up against us eh??? sharpening their koita's and ironing their lungi's??? :-))) LOL!!!
colt45, i won't allow anyone to degrade the name and fame of MUMBAI..he hehe...
BOMBAY is the NEW YORK of India... or shud I say NEW YORK is the BOMBAY of the USA ;-)
speedysid, we are all having fun here...take it easy..but since i am a TRUE MUMBAYITE i have taken a responsibility to let others know how MUMBAI is...
u too can join our gang..
tussi great ho ;-)
colt45, don't worry buddy..i m here to take the responsbility in ur absence..i will try my level best to keep up the CHIN of MUMBAI..he hehehe
If you can live in Mumbai, you can live in any place any where... Mumbai builds your character, my friends... if you hate a place, please keep it to yourself... don't go on bashing up a place just like that!
cheru, not all people are made for MUMBAI..u r an exceptional case..he hehe..
U shld be really fast as per the mumbai's pace..
U LOST IT, man..so MUMBAI is not for the people those who can't keep their toes fast as this city has...
You need to have "da balls" to be a Mumbaikar ;-)))
Soniya, That is what those who live in Mumbai believes and I took an oath few years back that I will never ever visit Mumbai again.
hahahaha.. i really Pajju uncle ironing his lungi.. Colt uncle, must wear expensive perfume too..
YAY!!! you are my back up ok... i may have to go in a bit, got some IMP work at 10... keep the malabari's at bay!!! :-P
Hold fort till I get back ;-)
Bajju is gone to iron his lungi before he wears it to the fight... lmao!!!
Rascale yai yam waiting for you... MIND IT!!! :-)))
kooooooooooooo, mumbaiwala koooooooooooooooo
pajju, u shld come MUMBAI once in ur life..u won't feel like to leave it for rest of ur life..he hehehe
pajju bro, MUMBAI has welcomed people from all class of our society with open hands and thus u get JAIN CHICKEN or JAIN OMLET or CHINESE DOSA here...
soniya a BIG NO :) dot. u chup sha .. Colt lol am busy busy :)
ohhhhh what is this....
indain fight?lol
I said "Yai yam waiting" = I am waiting... for Bajju to throw a punch... and he throws a love jab ;-))
Cmon mallu kalbo, be a man!!! :-P
lol
i like idea of Train friend
PS: Pajju, u r a big Poda Patti.
visper, just enjoy the bashings today..OMG..its too much for today..he hehe
pajju, r u a half mumbayite too?? how do u know all these???
C'mon.. I made a very nice introduction, at least a lil entertainment?!
lol soniya i respect ladies :P
Been there. I can relate to most of this :o)
Pajju, even i am a MUMBAYITE..why did u forget to add my name as well?? lol
Visper mallus r nice guys .. not like mumbaikers :)
What is a Chinese dosa? Very intriguing!
Ahh, Colt uncle.. I only understand simple English and complicated Tagalog.. :(
C'mon malabari... yai yam waiting!!! :-P
We still refer to Mumbai as BOMBAY!!! (at least I still do) :-P
lol visper..))
And Ucnle Pajju came out from nowhere to have a bitter sweet revenge to Uncle Colt..
In the Purple corner, from Mumbai, India,wearing Daisy Dukes,v/s:too hot to be announced>>>> COLT45
In the Pink corner, from Kerala,India, wearing pink lungi,v/s: ahhh,we don't need to announce>>PAJJU.
Let the cat fight begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I get 1 thread everyday in my name??? :-)... not read it, but lemme get back to you on that one ;-)
LOL Pajju...
its bashing day in QL today !