once shaved
After twenty years of shaving himself every morning ali qartani in a small Southern town decided he had enough He told his wife Nouf that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop which was owned by the shivas son The barber's wife shuan was working that day so she performed the task. shuan shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be Q20." The man thought the price was a bit high but he paid the bill and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber shop the day before. Not bad he thought. At least I don't need to get a shave every day. The next morning the man's face was still smooth. Two weeks later the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barber shop. "I thought Q20 was high for a shave" he told the barber's wife but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back. The expression on her face didn't even change. Expecting his comment she responded, "You were shaved by shuan. Once shaved, always shaved."
Very funny!
I know women shave their armpit hairs (as part of hygiene)...but MEN???
I know my grandfather (R.I.P.) has a clean ARMPITS as in shaven clean...
The original joke was to do with The Church and a vicar's wife named Grace..
Changing the names chamged the joke :O(
DONT LAUGH
Proud To Be A PAKISTANI
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just home from the irish, a few beers under my belt........i generally smirk at anything but i just don't get this one.
shaun or shawn.....but even still that's not funny.
QARAN if you're ever the headline act at a comedy club you've just saved me a few hundred riyals....thanks for the heads up.
Maybe there is some lesson that we can't understand.
is this supposed to be funny? why do i feel like i wanted to scream and cry after reading this? weird...
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* No challenge, no fun *
Does it have anything to do with the Shivas' son ??
i really don't know what to say. the worse or worst became worest. this is not really funny.
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they were running to catch a train, and then caught a bus instead? not funny either.. :/
what the heck?
worest joke I have ever read
Here is nice joke:
Two guys were running to catch a train, they kept running, one got tired and stopped, the other one continued running and catched the bus, the tired man who stopped started laughing, the people were surprised why are you laughing? He said because my friend who catched the bus is supposed to take me with him to the bus.
Ahmmm whats funny....
Original thought is like original sin.Both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
i must still be sleeping, not to get the funny part.. or is there even a funny part.. :/
The trick is that there is no joke!
Nope, don't see the joke there?