Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.
“Olympic condoms?”, she asks, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.
“Gold of course,” says the man proudly.
The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”
coz the husband always leave her HANGING...
what a selfish bastard...lmao
you need a third person for you to win the bronse ;O)
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"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."
snessy lol am always :)
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thats cool
no snessy, he was actually yawning 30min back... this was made to while the time away
...listen to the sound of silence....
Pajju, you're on a roll today - did you swallow a joke book? :-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
so pajju.. what color are you wearing tonite?
engine ? :)
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"ImPoSsIbLe Is NoT A FaCt,,,,,,It'S An OpInIoN"
endha do warriere nee igne..
Verisi ah ok .. next time :)
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"ImPoSsIbLe Is NoT A FaCt,,,,,,It'S An OpInIoN"
thks for the invite but I have family guests staying over so...
antho ah oki :)
Verisi shall we meet tonite ? :P
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"ImPoSsIbLe Is NoT A FaCt,,,,,,It'S An OpInIoN"
Its very original, Is this one of your real life experiences?
am already in buddy..
join
http://www.qatarliving.com/group/qatar-living-indians-group
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the women is waiting... decide fast what goes first... gold, silver or bronze... dont go on her word and wear silver, go for bronze or keep running after the ending point and prove that in this indoor game who comes last wins...
Thts a good 1 :P
do you ever reach 3rd place pajju? ;)
and he does it again..
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
i am ver proud of you bro..you are such a joker old man...