old age couple marriage
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
Jacob: 'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers yes.
Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
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hmm.. ok..
good idea to get marry, so they can get all their needs.
swing it!
give it up would be cool :D
tinks, we tried to say that before, it didn't work, and they still keep on trying.. :P
i'm on it tink!
mj, i hear ya!
somwer, wrong, it should be "try really really harder" or simply just don't try at all.. :P
jay.ho try harder please
u can choose gifts from above list for them. :)
Tinkerrrrrrrrrr what did you expect? this is the guy that put up the totally unfunny beer and female hormones so called joke.
I think he has been hit with the stress ball too many times!
lemme smash the OP's balls instead of using the stress ball for posting such no funny joke....:(
to stressed even for the ball :(
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