Old...
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes?
Now you are really getting old when You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Old is when there is more Hairs in your ears ,,,than on your head,,,,,
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Old is when you..... errrr... ummmmm... let me think now... what the... oh yes.... old is when you can't remember what you were about to say.
LOL sandeep....... :)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
Old is when everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Old is when you start using the same phrases as your mother.........without realising it.....
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
LOL - my very own genie! :)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
Your wish is my command :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Not that I'm speaking from experience of course ajinpt....my 'over shoulder boulder holders' are still very much in use, I can promise you :)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
lols Mrs.Timebandit...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Old is when you tell today's youth that their music is awful and tuneless and that in your day it was better. You know your youth has gone when you don't know who is No. 1 in the charts any more. And I felt really old today when that awesome UK record breaking hit single "Everything I do" by Bryan Adams came on the radio (QBS no less) and I realised it was No.1 18 years ago.
Old is when......you no longer need a bra, you just tuck your assets into your jeans :)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
snessy no problem i can imagine n 2 months :P k gimme a call tommorrow :)
Hahaha!
Pajju - after my holiday, I'll have aged even more :-)
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
ok snessy after ur vacation :)
Pajju - you wouldn't say that if you saw what an old hag I am!
Brit - can always rely on you to come up with great jokes, you're like a walking joke book :-)
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brit ROFL
Yalla!
3rd one is not so accurate
pacemaker has no more power to lift himself, how about opening anything at all ?? ;)
Yalla!
Old is when the only porn you bring home is 'Debby Does Dialysis'.
snessy yes ur Old but Old is Gold :)
OLD IS WHEN .....u want to go back to ur youth..
OLD IS WHEN.....u dont know how old u r..