Number Jokes
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.
The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke."
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number twenty-nine!" This time the whole cell block rocks with the loudest laughter, prisoners rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.
When the guffaws die down, the bewildered new guy turns to the older prisoner and asks, "How come you guys were laughing so hard this time?
"Oh," says the older man wiping tears from his eyes, "we'd never heard that one before."
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey.
In the UK it is a criminal offence to try and commit suicide.
Last week a friend of mine tried unsuccessfully, thank goodness, to commit suicide by drinking Battery Acid.
The Police are going to charge him this week.
good one brit!
^_^
LOLS !
Baburao , my prison cell mate was sent down for 10 years.
However, he said "I won't be in here long."
I said "Well the judge did give you 10 years."
"Yeah I know, but I think my MIL will break me out, she's never let me finish a bloody sentence before."
v for vimto also :(
Hahaha :) very funny..
Baburao and Britexpat are in prison playing I spy with my little eye game in their cell, After guessing Brits word, it's Baburao's turn and he says "I spy with my little eye something beginning with V"
Now with all the knowledge of Britexpat he looks around but can't see anything that starts with the letter V. After good few hours Britexpat holds his head and says I give up, now tell me whats the frecking word.
Baburao points to the outerwall of their cell and says
V for vindow.
It's the way Baburao tells them :O)
Hahaha :)
ok.
lol.
There is one movie in which this number joke is being used by one comedian.