Not for the easily offended

getinandstayin
By getinandstayin

Michael J Fox.  The only man to look like hes standing still in an earthquake.


Man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.  Librarian replies "F*** Off!  You wont return it"


Disabled toilets.  Ironically the only ones big enough to run around in.


Man walks into a library and asks "Do you have that new book on Tourettes Syndrome?",  Librarian says"F*** Off!  You F***ing worthless piece of s**t".  Man replies "Yes. Thats the one"

By getinandstayin• 5 Jul 2011 13:15
Rating: 4/5
getinandstayin

Yes Xena... i still have my blog but i changed the site name..(maybe thats why noone visits... spose i should have mentioned it)

anyway.... its http://giasi.blogspot.com/

hasnt been updated in a while but im sure some of it will be new to you.

By Xena• 5 Jul 2011 11:37
Rating: 5/5
Xena

do you still have your blog?

I have been trying to access the link I used to use, but its not working anymore:-(

 

Your posts used to really lighten up my day... with or without the wisdom inparted;-p

By getinandstayin• 5 Jul 2011 10:10
getinandstayin

I have changed... a little bit..... i dont get as easily angered by idiots anymore... i think thats age.

you know that they say wisdom comes with age? well in my case, age turned up on its bloody own.

Nevermind.  i still have false teeth and incontinence pants to look forward to.

By Xena• 5 Jul 2011 09:57
Rating: 5/5
Xena

You haven't changed...

as you can see, myself and Pilgram (one of many other nicks for .... I cannot remember all her AKA's)  clearly have nothing better to do, since we are still participating members on the board....

By getinandstayin• 5 Jul 2011 08:43
Rating: 4/5
getinandstayin

Thanks Xena.... yes, ive been away.  Cant tell u anything.... else ill have to kill you :-P

By GeeCleft• 4 Jul 2011 16:26
GeeCleft

hahaha... really funny... specially the frog story...

By Xena• 4 Jul 2011 15:53
Rating: 5/5
Xena

My word... where have you been .....

Welcome back to QL;-p

By anonymous• 4 Jul 2011 15:48
anonymous

lol

By engr_612• 4 Jul 2011 14:59
engr_612

kareena not again :p

By getinandstayin• 4 Jul 2011 14:46
Rating: 2/5
getinandstayin

A man comes back from a long trip to the amazon with a box.  When he gets home, he is greeted by his wife who he hands the box to.

The wife opens it to find a large frog inside.  She says "What in the devil is this?".  The husband replies "That, my dear, is a c**k sucking frog".  "What the hell am i supposed to do with that??!!" she demands.  To which the husband screams "Teach it how to cook and then pack your bags and f**k off"

By Kareena74• 4 Jul 2011 14:39
Rating: 5/5
Kareena74

More please..

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