Murder Of English

emy007
By emy007

Since morning am reading only bad news someone dead some fire here some fire there, so thought to post this.

By nomad_08• 17 Jun 2012 17:32
nomad_08

Its a little bit funny.

By ghazalz• 17 Jun 2012 16:07
ghazalz

:'(

Door window shut hey te cool kithon auondi hey?

By t_coffee_or_me• 17 Jun 2012 16:00
t_coffee_or_me

Ohhhh dear me not again

By britexpat• 17 Jun 2012 15:59
britexpat

It's not easy but I'm trying to cope. The other day I accidentaly walked into a Bra :O(

By Tracy.C.Marriott• 17 Jun 2012 15:57
Tracy.C.Marriott

Ha Ha, I see your grammar is good, hope your Grandma is too.

By blue_rose• 17 Jun 2012 12:16
Rating: 5/5
blue_rose

lolzz good one.

By emy007• 17 Jun 2012 11:30
emy007

Damsel , Its just to clarify as am the one who post this thread. :D

By damselindistress• 17 Jun 2012 11:23
damselindistress

Emy- I am speaking for myself, I am not saying that you or other members here are making fun of those who doesn't speak english fluently. :) and yeah, i am taking it lightly,so no worries :D I just shared my experience, that's all ;)

By emy007• 17 Jun 2012 11:14
emy007

Damsel, Who said we r making fun at people who doesnt speak a good english?? its just for fun, and am one of those English Murder dnt worry, as my first language is arabic and second is french... cheer up dear and dnt take it that way.

By lunituna• 17 Jun 2012 11:12
lunituna

I think my post has vanished. May be it was not appropriate. Sorry about that

My name is ......... may be or may be not

What about yours?

By damselindistress• 17 Jun 2012 11:11
damselindistress

Rizks, not after you stood us up on my friend's bridal shower party... :-P We were expecting to see your pole dance inside that big cake! You disappoint me! :(

By Rizks• 17 Jun 2012 11:04
Rizks

damshell, can i prepare friendsheep requesting to you ? :(

By damselindistress• 17 Jun 2012 11:03
damselindistress

I dont make fun of people who doesn't speak perfect english... especially if it is not our first language.

I was once laughed at with my poor english and I'll tell you it is not funny :(

By emy007• 17 Jun 2012 10:47
emy007

TB, Britecpat if u dnt like this definitely ure getting old lol

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.

Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.

Student: Same here.

Teacher: why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.

Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,

Thats all mis

By chameleon• 17 Jun 2012 10:25
chameleon

LOL at lunituna....just curious..is your name a slang of looney tunes?

By britexpat• 17 Jun 2012 10:22
britexpat

Because I was dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar and he never even met her :O(

By Victory_278692• 17 Jun 2012 10:20
Victory_278692

To make it really funny; forget all what you read in past. Think that the above was said by non-English people (different context); which also makes dual-meanings.

By Captain_Lost• 17 Jun 2012 10:19
Captain_Lost

Posted for teh 100th time .. thank you QL

By MarcoNandoz-01• 17 Jun 2012 10:09
MarcoNandoz-01

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning!!

By Pink hippo17• 17 Jun 2012 10:06
Pink hippo17

I'm with tb and britexpat..Not funny at all!..

By britexpat• 17 Jun 2012 10:02
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

Same goes for me.. Old age is a terrible thing. What will become of us :O(

By edith0917• 17 Jun 2012 09:59
edith0917

that's funny

By emy007• 17 Jun 2012 09:56
emy007

TB, Maybe because ure an English Murder lol so its normal for u.

By timebandit• 17 Jun 2012 09:54
timebandit

I didn't find one of them funny. I guess I am just getting old and grumpy :(

By Victory_278692• 17 Jun 2012 09:52
Rating: 3/5
Victory_278692

9 is hilarious ;D))))

By drsam• 17 Jun 2012 09:43
Rating: 3/5
drsam

5,6, and 8 !!

:D

By timebandit• 17 Jun 2012 09:38
Rating: 5/5
timebandit

Murder of humour I think.

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