More Jokes
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
what a coincidence....
poor johnny ;) lol
rofl...
Rizks don't worry, if there is anyone who has the guts to ban you, I will hold a get-together in your remembrance :-(
u challenge them to bald him??? LOL...
Coltey ! :(
I don't think there is anyone who has the nuts to ban Rizks... I challenge them to ban him!!! :-)
LmaO Coltey...hahaha....!
Watch your words, BAN will come from anywhere and u will never know , wakakaka :p
A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation.She quickly phoned Rizks, who arrived minutes later. In one hand he held a shotgun, and in the other the leash of a fierce Doberman pinscher.As they walked to the tree, Rizks explained, "What's going to happen is that I go up the tree, throw the gorilla out, and the dog clamps his teeth on the gorilla's balls."The woman nodded and was surprised when he handed her the gun. "You know how to use this?" he asked. "I do," she said, "but what's it for?"Rizks replied, "Well ..... sometimes the gorillas are pretty tough and throw me out of the tree. If that happens, I want you to do one thing." "Shoot the gorilla?" "No," he answered, "the dog."
Nice to see your in a good mood today...
Nice to see your in a good mood today....
For years Dr. Rizks had left his office and gone to Pajju's Bar, where Pajju would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Pajju ran out of pecans; instead he substituted hickory nuts. Dr. Rizks sat down and took a sip under Pajju's watchful eyes; he frowned. "Say, Pajju, this isn't an almond daiquiri. Just what is it?" "I can't lie to ya," Pajju said. "It's hickory daiquiri, Doc." :-(
is it head or hand ?
A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a pet store.The salesman says, " I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster". The guy says, "Nah." The salesman says, "But it gives great head."The guy takes it home. His wife screams, "What the hell is that thing?" He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get the fcuk out."
But why MoM always call me "Where are you Little Johnny" :(
Hahah, Johnyboiei ur grown up now, ur not little johnny anymore...PEACE!
Stop insulting me guys :(
u made me laugh.... nice one!
LoL Azilana !
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:899:]] be careful with my hair!
u r so smart Azilana, now where is ur forehead - so tat i can kiss it ? :)
i'm so sorry Rizks. okey, i just put a warning!This post is NOT for adults only... :D
Azilana i doubt u r a female ! :(and will u stop posting such adultrated jokes, we have kids like me on board....:)
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"So the teacher says "Why the feet?"And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
Still more than someone with a bald head, Rizks!
LP wat if somone has just one eye ? :(wat he gets ?
It means exactly that. If you have two bags of silicon, you'll have a lot of sports cars outside your house. Or the other way around: if you have a sports car you get lots of silicon in your hands.
:) good one, smart Johnny!
tats an erotic one !
can u please explain....