modern romance

Pappu_Pager
By Pappu_Pager

 



Daddy, how was I born?


 


 


 


A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!


Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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'You got Male!'



By mercury168• 2 Sep 2011 13:03
Rating: 3/5
mercury168

LOL!

By Pappu_Pager• 26 Aug 2011 09:53
Rating: 2/5
Pappu_Pager

plssssss spare me ..... mercy mercy

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 20:49
ingeniero

sanity... luv you buddy... u guessed right.. am gonna ask it again on eid day..pm me your number pappu...

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 19:28
anonymous

so pappu now inge is gonna have some confusion which will burst as a question like this "what about after ramadan?"

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 17:20
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

control its Ramadan :)

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 13:38
ingeniero

are you a beautiful sexy girl pappu???? :O

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 13:01
Rating: 3/5
Pappu_Pager

after thinking too much i have come to point that what you are sayin is right....lols

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 13:00
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

PS nw this gettin serius its nthng abt u i was just tellng Sanity ur lucky

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 12:48
anonymous

no PS it was not about u. It was about me.  

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 12:40
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

how many time i must take it !!?

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 12:08
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

So,am i the subject of that urdu thing?

By RAK• 25 Aug 2011 11:58
Rating: 3/5
RAK

pappu, u should appreciate that ingeniero is going out of the way to help fellow QLer. Dont u think u should encourage him. Plus he will be also able to add a new language to his CV

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:44
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

vow I wish my boss could have done all that .. fir tau mereee nikal padtee

but unfortunately it was you  :(      ahahahahaha

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 11:41
ingeniero

naaa, when your boss is there.. then why should I? 

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:40
anonymous

ohhh guys u all have hijacked our nice conversation about BT technologies. lol :)

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:37
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

you are a pinoy and all these days you had been cheating on us sayin that you are a pakistani........ahahahahahaha

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:35
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

i thnk we need to go for a crash course ... :)

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 11:34
ingeniero

well i am gonna tell her in her own language :)

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:32
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

u were the one who showered me ...... lols

By RAK• 25 Aug 2011 11:29
RAK

lols pappu,ingeniero: but how would u translate that in to english for her to understand? what would be the english translation.

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 11:29
ingeniero

sanity, but translate in english first... pappu, who told you to take bath in such a cold weather??

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:25
Pappu_Pager

if ur tryin to friten me then let me tell oooooooh im shevering ....lols

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:19
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Yup inge u can, no worries plz go ahead. 

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 11:18
ingeniero

should i tell??? :P

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:16
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

arrre pappau kuch nikal nahi padi re bawa. just thodi si soft phi-lirt.

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:16
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Sanity - lol. So what's that urdu sentence pappu typed? just curious..:)

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:13
anonymous

ohh PS with pleasure but occchhhchc I could not get NOC from my current employer. lol :)

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:12
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

sorry to all non-urdu members

sanity teree tau nikal padee :)

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:11
Rating: 2/5
Pappu_Pager

did I ?????

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:11
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Sanity - I will hire u for the technical issues..:p

By Milky_BarKid• 25 Aug 2011 11:10
Milky_BarKid

sorry Pappu what did you say about Pajju?

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 11:09
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

its pappu and not pajju

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:09
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Yes PS but technically there are more chances of getting hacked in BT. Just if ur turned on I mean if ur blue tooth is turned on, it is enough to take all ur data from it.Just a small trick. 

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:02
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Sanity - Heller? u have the control with who u want to send u.. :p

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 11:00
anonymous

ohhh PS if u prefer it from bluetooth, there are more chances that u may not be knowing the actual sender or may be get hacked. lol 

By soniya• 25 Aug 2011 10:52
Rating: 5/5
soniya

Damn hilarious...:))

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 10:47
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

I prefer via bluetooth..HAHAHA

By ingeniero• 25 Aug 2011 10:42
ingeniero

lol.... Pappu are you pajju pager? :)

By jayca• 25 Aug 2011 10:27
Rating: 5/5
jayca

LoL :))

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 10:19
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

hhahahha pappau nice. LOlll :0 Write something about Old style and ultra modern romance as well. 

By Milky_BarKid• 25 Aug 2011 09:57
Milky_BarKid

you said it hajmola..:)

By Pappu_Pager• 25 Aug 2011 09:56
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

the joke is about modern romance

By j_helms05• 25 Aug 2011 09:53
Rating: 5/5
j_helms05

lol... nice!

By RAK• 25 Aug 2011 09:51
Rating: 5/5
RAK

Lols , good one pappu

By Milky_BarKid• 25 Aug 2011 09:49
Rating: 2/5
Milky_BarKid

Change the the double p in Pappu with a double j, we get a notorious ex Qler..:)

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2011 09:47
anonymous

Its really a joke of the Day. nice....

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