MJ

I think Michael Jackson's will not decompose as it is not bio degradeable. It is 100% plastic.

So it is already a Mummy.

Never thought he would be able to have kids, but ooops its not his sperms either. Love his vocal but not the looks. Remind me of a half Gay and half Transversite. Everything from tips of his hair to his toe are fake - plastic surgery.

Love the Pink Floyd lyrics ..

All in all he's just another prick in the hole.

Hey Michael leave those kids alone..

By the way..Obama has agreed to a state funeral for Michael.

They're just going to dangle him out of the Whitehouse window for 30 seconds!"

Well it seems it was all the pills he was taking that lead to Heart failure...

his molesterol was too high.

This being said the reuninion for the jackson 5 will be re-writting one of their most popular tracks to sing in his memory in a Elton - Diana style tribute to their brother lyrics as follows

"ABC, its as easy as R.I.P!"

Pink Floyd have also been asked to sing one of their greatest hits at Michael Jackson's funeral with a few lyric changes its called "Hey Michael Leave Them Kids Alone".

Also, ever the oportunist- Gary Glitter has set a record bid at an auction for michael jacksons laptop.

Michael will still be around for ever though... Seeing as plastic isn't Biodegradable (or however it's spelled)

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You are right, he touched so many young kids!

Some good news at least..

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

$3000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme...

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

It seems that The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!

Sounds true enough brit because...

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

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They tried to give him mouth to mouth,but when they blew air in..his nose kept popping off.

lol someonenew, reading your comment, i almost fell off my chair... :P

lol MD and edifis.. why would somebody make a thread about me? of course it's Michael Jackson... you're disappointed because.... :P

ROFL... Love it..

I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger

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I dont think he really died, I think its one huge conspiracy theory orchestrated by a UAE Shiekh who wants to have MJ for himself. So MJ stages his death and starts a new life.

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

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No, he is not death. He just moved to the house shared by Marylin, Elvis and Christopher Reeve in Area 51.

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Brit, Is it intended to be a PUN? buoy & boy

I wonder if the rumours of suicide may be true ?

A few weeks ago, Jackson was spotted in the River Thames in London, At first people thought that it was a suicide attempt, but it was realized that he was just clinging onto a small buoy.

In the press they are all saying he's a genius, king of pop, best thing since sliced bread, but under their breath the are saying, wierdo child molesting black dude who wanted to be white.

Do you think he'll be upset? He's DEAD!

Yes MD, Mj is misleading I also thought it was a thread about Mjammile28!

And I don't give a damn about that paedophile singer Mj(RIP).

Happyday, may b you should stop reading this thread if your feeling about MJ so strong.

People have their own opinion about everything. Michael Jackson included. I am afraid you cant tell people what to think and said ....

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

Forgive me if I dont send flowers !

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

No, Mr. Paul, let's feel sorry for ten killed in Iraq today - in a market place.

On all the web pages, news paper articles and comments I have read this morning, no one has been as nasty and crass as u guy on Qatar living!!! And from what I can see it’s all the British guys!!! Way to go lads!!!

Apparantly he died tripping over a child's pram.

A police spokesman says it's still too early to blame it it on the buggy.

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

I'm going to attend his funeral.

It'll begin as soon as the big hand touches the little hand.

MJ is misleading! I thought it was a thread about mjamille28. Very disappointing.

its never funny to joke about someone who has just died.

Happyday, have you had a sense of humour bypass?

If the mods remove this joke they should remove every joke, because at the end of the day, every joke is poking fun at someone or something.

We should be more respectful.

Even his Alma Matter , Bring-em Young has scheduled a day of mourning..

happyday, why it should be removed? Although i see it as a bad taste jokes but I cant see it against community guidelines.

I am not a fan of him , last time we were back from JBH's house then sat down for a bit to watch the news and was in shock to hear about MJ departing.

I read somewhere that he supposed to start his 50 days non stop come back tour? What will happen with those tour now?

It is sad to know people as wealthy and as popular like MJ ended up like this.

You come with nothing, you goes with nothing.

Guys get a life and show some respect!!! Mods u should remove this topic!!!!

Comon you guys! Beat It!

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

What a time to go.. Apparently, he'd already booked his holidays..

He was off to Tampa with the kids.

oh come on ... he just passed away last night ... let him rest in peace.

so what is the difference between Alec Ferguson and Michael Jackson??

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?

A: They both know how to rear a child.