A missing cock

Hi mr toxic... sorry mr thxonic ..why i should have some sleep ?!, i just wakeup from sleep now ... well i'll go back to sleep :P....

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nice one ;)

hehehe.....nice one snowstorm

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

Xoxo yea well i never heard them say that... I think u need to sleep :P

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

They said if som1 is tellin u a joke you should lof whatever was d joke,:P either u lof for d joke ..or d joker!!

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Ha la lu ya hahahahha :P, good one :P... did u try looking for it in ur pants?

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

bukhahahahaaakkkhhahahaa :D

"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO

There's a new twist to the story from Dracula. LoL. Now you have a Sudanese goat for a wife in the story. Over to you.

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having six with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

whats going on here

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OMG spicemom.... you beat me to my query about Noah's Ark. LoL

lol the night is still young , ya never know with the night owls later on in the night.........

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

LMFAO... good one

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

Martin Luther King.

LoL... should we start a new thread on this to see whether there were other animals in the church? I hope no one comes up with a Noah's Ark story now!!

if there are other animals then maybe Noah's Ark is in church too?

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

but eventually it decided to stand up to tell the truth lol

iam still trying to figure out if there were more animals there in the church other than the goat..

cheers

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Ohh now I get it.... it must be the sacrificial lamb, of course! Hold on... it says "goat", not a "lamb". Snowstorm, you started this, before you answer the priest's question, could you tell us what the goat was doing in a church on a Sunday morning?

>turns A/C on to high .......geez it is soo hottt!lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

The goat must be emotionally and spiritually attached to the father to attend church. Blimey... even the goat understood the priest's question! Oh dear me, this story is getting very very hot now!

maybe the list is long snowy........hehehhehehhe(he is gonna kill me for this)lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

i still await the red popes comment.........

Hasnt he finished confessing

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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in another thread that you are heading for doha.

how long will you be here

cheers

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the goat kneel down before he got into the pew as the norm would be.......unless the goat has a better reason for kneelin down......lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

It says the "goat stood up"... was the goat kneeling before that? Hmmmm.... intriguing situation we have here, haven't we?

maybe he in his confession booth fessing to his sins?:O)

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

goat lookin for the cock-hahhahhahhaha

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

the word confession reminded me of red pope

where is the pope tonight......

cheers

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snowstorm...yes i am.. why ?

How come the goat was in church ????? LoL

spicemom.. i am doin gud.. and as u said alive.. i shud say a bit bored too.. lol

else half the town would have stood up for the last question...lol

by the way are you in Qatar now

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hey harsha - me is still alive and kickin ......lol

how you doing?

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

lol.. snowstorm does it matter.. the rest is enough lol.. and i guess most of the others dint attend teh mass that day..

hey spicemom.. how u doin

noooooooooo snowstorm(hear no evil, see no evil, say no evil and do no evil)lol-cheers

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! U guys!!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

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cock a doodle dooooo-------hehehhehehheheh

(sorry father for i have sinned...........)lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

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lol.. all the nuns.. three alter boys, two priests..... that was the best part..

Ya it rang tchewawaa

Hahaha... did the church bells ring after that?

good one :))