Mismatch
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 75 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the bannister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you,lady? You look like you ve been wrestling an alligator!" The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he d been saving up for 50 years and I thought he meant his money!!"
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Santa's Visit To Kaun Banega Crorepati..
(A show same as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?)
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Crorepati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him " Any of ur family member's on the show ".
Santa : " Yes my father ".
Amitabh : " kindly tell us the name of ur father?"
Santa : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Hmm.... What is the name?"
Santa : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Hell I m asking ur father's name"
Santa : " FIRST GIVE ME THE 4 OPTIONS PLZ !!!"
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he comes to the `column SEX`.
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.
On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE.
Again Santa thought for a long time,and decided to write : PREFERABLY FEMALES.
Hmmmm OK lol
Yes, the second one is funnier than the first one...:))
Post few more SANTA-BANTA jokes..
hahahaha on the 2nd one...:)
ROFL for the second one......