Men's perspective :)
1. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
2. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
3. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
4. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
5. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
6. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
7. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
8. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
9. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
10. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
13. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Not all true of course!
marriage was invented by women
so was farming.
It was all in aid of keeping us guys around and so that we didnt go out and enjoy ourselves hunting and fishing.
Some things never change.
Hmmm...
Osama: Alls well that ends well :)
Rak: it is a long story, and what I shared is the conclusion only ;)
Lawa: In my case I have to only keep the knife carefully :)) I m the wife :p ha ha ha
HAHAHHAHHAHA....
wife and knife both can cut your life so keep them carfully and you will be happy..............:)
Osama, then what was it that changed your perspective???
marriage was invented by men for an easy life.. 'whats for dinner'...?
being the same??
What was that??!!
Regards!!
yes u r right rak especially that this is posted in funnies, but the fact which most of men/husbands denies is that the woman/wife has a very big favour on men/husband (and i was one of them for some time), and that the woman/wife deserve the biggest respect after the parents
# 11 is for me :).....hahahahaha
marriage is for funnies, so don't ever think to get married... lol
Osama these are just :)) sayings, it obviously depends on individuals and you don't have to necessarily agree with it.
if you dont like it, dont ask ! :-/
ok so what!
Sorry 7 & 8 is the same :(
LOL at osama, you will live longer than me
7&8 are the same, marriage have affected you my friend.
7 & 8 are duplicated, and i don't agree on most of them