Men jokes

strawberry_shisha
By strawberry_shisha

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

By anonymous• 11 May 2011 09:06
anonymous

enjoyed the real post and the tinker and britey stories as well...

By britexpat• 11 May 2011 06:52
britexpat

Did you hear about the big fight which broke out in the Doha synchronised Pole Dancing team ?

Cabbage says that tinkerbell was copying her . :o(

By strawberry_shisha• 10 May 2011 23:10
strawberry_shisha

lol..i enjoy reading your hilarious stories.. ;)

By britexpat• 10 May 2011 18:28
britexpat

DaruDe and Chocoholic are in a twin-seat bi-plane that is spiralling out of control.

Chocoholic says, "If the plane turns upside down, d'ya think we'll fall out?"

"Of course not," DaRuDe replies, "we've been friends for too long!"

By jameskgm• 10 May 2011 18:16
jameskgm

Tinker, you rocks.

By britexpat• 10 May 2011 18:11
britexpat

Sorry I missed a few posts. i was just rying to help tinkerbell..

She was trying to work out why she’s only got three sisters when her brother has four.

By EXLegend• 10 May 2011 16:44
EXLegend

:D . . . dont deny the females to laugh at this joke :P

By anonymous• 10 May 2011 14:05
anonymous

....and looked over to Brite"Honey, can you bring over the beer?"

Brite"No not the Deer,I am still with the Daisy sheep"P

By britexpat• 10 May 2011 13:59
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

Three elderly QL ladies, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine march day.

Cabbage remarked , 'Windy, isn't it?'

No,' replied Tinkerbell, 'it's Thursday.'

Polkadots chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

By anonymous• 10 May 2011 13:52
anonymous

Thank god the therapist didn't venture to kiss away the pain!.

By osamabawab• 10 May 2011 13:47
osamabawab

Does the physical therapist generally treat those crotch areas too?!!?

By Steve1• 10 May 2011 13:45
Steve1

Was his thumb broken? no one has told us.

By britexpat• 10 May 2011 13:29
britexpat

So............. The joke is actually on the lady :o)

By Sunilsadanandan• 10 May 2011 13:28
Sunilsadanandan

hahahaha thats was cool..

By nizins• 10 May 2011 13:27
nizins

hahaha :D :D poor lady :P imagine her face at that moment :D

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