Men jokes
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
enjoyed the real post and the tinker and britey stories as well...
Did you hear about the big fight which broke out in the Doha synchronised Pole Dancing team ?
Cabbage says that tinkerbell was copying her . :o(
lol..i enjoy reading your hilarious stories.. ;)
DaruDe and Chocoholic are in a twin-seat bi-plane that is spiralling out of control.
Chocoholic says, "If the plane turns upside down, d'ya think we'll fall out?"
"Of course not," DaRuDe replies, "we've been friends for too long!"
Tinker, you rocks.
Sorry I missed a few posts. i was just rying to help tinkerbell..
She was trying to work out why she’s only got three sisters when her brother has four.
:D . . . dont deny the females to laugh at this joke :P
....and looked over to Brite"Honey, can you bring over the beer?"
Brite"No not the Deer,I am still with the Daisy sheep"P
Three elderly QL ladies, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine march day.
Cabbage remarked , 'Windy, isn't it?'
No,' replied Tinkerbell, 'it's Thursday.'
Polkadots chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
Thank god the therapist didn't venture to kiss away the pain!.
Does the physical therapist generally treat those crotch areas too?!!?
Was his thumb broken? no one has told us.
So............. The joke is actually on the lady :o)
hahahaha thats was cool..
hahaha :D :D poor lady :P imagine her face at that moment :D