men are like....

smallville_yani
By smallville_yani

1. Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

By anonymous• 30 Jan 2009 09:46
anonymous

chumma kothipikkelle,

What does that mean. I mean the language. I had to sort it out with my acquaintance and he said something like stop making me hungry?

will see u in kannur?

By the way I'm not from Kannur/Kerala. The guy you spoke to happens to be an acquaintance of mine whom I don't even know. The advertising thing was done by him, the poor guy doesn't have any help. So just helping him out. He stays with me also.

Sorry man, BTW no offense to your language or region.

Nice day Pajju, take care 2

By chinitasai08• 29 Jan 2009 21:33
chinitasai08

:) nice sharing.....thanks!

"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:28
Pajju

lol sonam .. am allready in mental hospital .. lolz

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:26
anonymous

Yalla Take to hamad ? Pajjur or Max??????

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By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:24
Pajju

lol Rania :)

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:23
Pajju

Max tc .. tata

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 21:22
Rania M

you're sick guyz

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:21
anonymous

Hav fun or Hav Coffee whichever is better LOL See ya all tomorow

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:21
Pajju

lol Max u bllody lucky .. will see u in kannur

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:17
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Now near Starbucks but ran out of money for Cappuccino So she's gone to the all time mode(ATM). She has loads of money man yeah she's loaded. But I don't love the money man, just love Coffee :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:13
anonymous

She said Coffee Coffee and I couldn't say no.

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:10
Pajju

lol max ... chumma kothipikkelle :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:09
anonymous

Lots of time, we are at the roundabout now. Lap dance in Qube Ramada lol

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:07
Pajju

lol Max u doin lap dance now ? ....

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:06
anonymous

girl's on my lap and she's sippin on Coffee :P

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:04
Pajju

lol Max u still livin same place rite ? near ramada ? :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:03
anonymous

with me

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 21:01
anonymous

Pajju, and I'm quite happy they adore me. They know better than you Pajju. lolz. BTW that T-shirt girl was none other than my GF :P

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 21:00
Pajju

lol i saw one girl tshit that " follow me " :P and i did ..... after u guys guess it .. lol

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:59
anonymous

and you have all the babes? is that what you're getting at

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:57
Pajju

no max wrong .. difference is am cute n ur ugly .. lolz

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:57
anonymous

I read this on one T shirt Gilrs are testy ;)

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By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:55
anonymous

marketing Coffee and Vodka ;)

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:54
Pajju

sexee

is

hot

lolz

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:53
anonymous

COFFEE

IS

SEXEE

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:53
anonymous

lol Pajju, not really .

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By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:52
Pajju

so Max wats the different u and me ? :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:49
anonymous

I Saved all the Hijacked hostages Thank you a TON!

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:49
Pajju

sonam betterthan vodka ? :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:48
anonymous

lol max I support you man, Becasue coffee is better than ... ;)

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By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:43
anonymous

Shame on you man. I thought you are here to support the male's or two sided?

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:41
Pajju

lol now confrmed that hijacked thread lolz

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:40
anonymous

lol Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.HO HO HO HO HO

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By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:37
anonymous

maybe there is a hijack hangover feeling lol

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:35
Pajju

lol Max really affraid to comments nowadays , if i say somethin i can see new thread that its QL is pajjus show , etc etc

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:31
anonymous

Hijack mode. Everyone be ready!

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:29
Pajju

MR PAUL if i answer that do u say that me hijackin thread ?

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:24
anonymous

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:21
Pajju

so am fake ?

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:19
anonymous

waiting for better action. lol Pajju

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:19
anonymous

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:18
Pajju

What's the difference between you and that joke?

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 20:13
anonymous

You only have to punch the infomation into the computer once.....

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

By Pajju• 29 Jan 2009 20:09
Pajju

now is booz time no coffee .. brite ji miss u .. lolz

By mallrat• 29 Jan 2009 20:09
mallrat

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.hi dragonfly212, hapi weekend to you....

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By jigijigi• 29 Jan 2009 20:08
jigijigi

Coffee is enery gainer but....

looser

ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TO ELEVAN

By jigijigi• 29 Jan 2009 20:06
jigijigi

LOL Queen Rania,

Agree with you.

but if we required at any time(depend of mood) we can take coffee

ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TO ELEVAN

By dragonfly212• 29 Jan 2009 19:59
dragonfly212

woman rules the world

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:46
Rania M

exactly, so folks live with it, we're stuck with u and ure stuck with us. but get real, we rule :P

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 19:41
anonymous

and we have difference's but Love rules.

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:38
Rania M

but coffee is not healthy jigi.. just admit it, you guys need women and vice versa. so shushhhh

By jigijigi• 29 Jan 2009 19:36
Rating: 4/5
jigijigi

you may take coffee at any time and also morning 5.00am,8am,11am,2pm,5pm and may be every hours...

ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TO ELEVAN

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:34
Rania M

lolll max.. no matter how hard both races try to bash the opposite sex they just cant live without each other

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 19:32
anonymous

Hope we can survive on coffee for now. At least tonight. lol

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:31
Rania M

lolll brit, yeah ive seen lots. but it's nice, you get to learn few words in case of an emergency fight

By britexpat• 29 Jan 2009 19:28
britexpat

The ladies pick on the men, then when the men hit back, there are tears and whinging..

By the way, it will interesting to just search QL and see how many times the same type of thread has been initiated..

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:25
Rania M

shushhhh, anyway i have to defend our race so gotta be prepared

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 19:23
anonymous

Really, you have a gun in Qatar. Must be licensed one :)))

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:20
Rania M

lol okay, just to know.. i was about to get my gun and start random shooting.

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 19:19
anonymous

Not at all. It's just for fun okay. Plssss

By Rania M• 29 Jan 2009 19:15
Rania M

is this war?

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 19:09
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

(No offence ladies. Just an old joke)

1. You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.

2. Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.

3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

4. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

5. You can always warm coffee up.

6. Coffee comes with endless refills.

7. Coffee never runs out.

8. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

9. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.

10. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

11. Coffee smells and tastes good.

12. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

13. You can always get fresh coffee.

14. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.

15. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

16. Coffee goes down easier.

17. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.

18. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

19. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.

20. Coffee smells good in the morning.

21. Coffee is good when it’s cold too.

22. Coffee stains are easier to remove.

23. Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.

24. Coffee doesn’t shed.

25. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.

26. You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

27. Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.

28. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.

29. Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month...it’s good all the time.

30. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.

31. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.

32. INSTANT COFFEE!

33. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.

34. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.

35. Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.

By dyoskie• 29 Jan 2009 10:42
dyoskie

i agree with number

8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

guys mind are 5years later than their age

By LEB-XPAT• 29 Jan 2009 10:39
LEB-XPAT

nice one RP

not to mention how true they were :)

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By GodFather.• 29 Jan 2009 10:38
GodFather.

Agree with you Popey..let them enjoy for once.. after all it takes longer for them to ***.. compared to men...

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 10:36
anonymous

Is time for them to take revenge for all my blonde jokes that I have post it previously.......I'm quiet from this moment on... My conscience is kicking my butt...

By LEB-XPAT• 29 Jan 2009 10:28
Rating: 4/5
LEB-XPAT

1. Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.

if ur full of it its not our problemmmmm

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

all modern fruits r being waxed to keep their freshness :P

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

if ur hot enough u can cause a global warming :)

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

coz it makes ur life easier, nd when it runs it sounds wild :)

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

or bit lower :)

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

true but i prefer 1/1 off

8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

if they mature earlier they'll stay single

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

brit u did it ;)

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while

depends on the microwave ur using :)

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

snow storms cover and hit strongly on high mountains only

on small ones is passes by shy nd quick

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

who needs more than a lava lamp in a romantic room

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

some parking spots can fit more than one car

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By mjamille28• 29 Jan 2009 10:28
mjamille28

"SOME" men are like...

By Intelligent• 29 Jan 2009 10:23
Intelligent

Are we?

Peace.

By britexpat• 29 Jan 2009 10:16
britexpat

I beg to differ..

Modern Men are like Neutrogena Healthy Volume Mascara, which doesn't run.

By Intelligent• 29 Jan 2009 10:11
Intelligent

Darude bro can you share that oneline answer. Somebody has to defend us. lolz...

This forum is for humor so please go ahead.

Peace.

By LEB-XPAT• 29 Jan 2009 10:05
LEB-XPAT

;)

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By smallville_yani• 29 Jan 2009 10:01
smallville_yani

dis stuff is just for fun...LOLs...

By anonymous• 29 Jan 2009 10:01
anonymous

Why do Woman always enjoy my confession booth?

They are always asking for forgiveness for everything they do all the time.

They love to gossip and brag about it, after the confession.

By LEB-XPAT• 29 Jan 2009 09:57
LEB-XPAT

smallville_yani u got cheated by ur boy ??

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By avishai• 29 Jan 2009 09:56
avishai

quite funny thanks...

^_^

By newkidontheblock• 29 Jan 2009 09:56
newkidontheblock

all of these can be the same with women. boo hoo!

By kiki79• 29 Jan 2009 09:54
kiki79

hahaha good stuff!!!

By DaRuDe• 29 Jan 2009 09:53
DaRuDe

a one line beautiful answer for all that you said in 18lines.

but i dont wana disrespect my fellow QL female members.

By LEB-XPAT• 29 Jan 2009 09:52
LEB-XPAT

heheh

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/352637

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