In Memory of all those who love their bosses

griphon
By griphon

A guy phones up his Boss,but gets the bosses' wife instead..

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He replied laughing,
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"I just love hearing it..." J

By griphon• 23 Aug 2009 18:33
griphon

2 years why where is she long vacation or what

By astigD90• 23 Aug 2009 18:18
Rating: 2/5
astigD90

So sad.. your boss died...

i hope my boss will die also... 'coz i didnt see her for almost 2 years already... i wondering if she's died already or what??? i wish she'd died already... so that everybody gonna be happy....

By griphon• 23 Aug 2009 18:04
griphon

be your own boss

By sweetsunkist• 23 Aug 2009 15:33
sweetsunkist

hmmmmm its a good idea LOL juzt kidding....

I know God has a good plan for me and my family...

By wonderingearthlinginqatar• 23 Aug 2009 13:38
Rating: 3/5
wonderingearthlinginqatar

Glitterfy.com - Glitter Graphics

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2009 13:36
anonymous

Nothing is more relaxing than flying like an Eagle in Heaven !!

NO BOSSES :) JUST PEOPLE IN A HIGHER POSITION. RELAX!

By me and you• 23 Aug 2009 12:48
me and you

Very funny :)

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2009 12:32
anonymous

lol!

You got me...

My Rig:

Intel Core i7 at 3.33Ghz

6GB Kingston RAM

1 TB Barracuda Seagate HDD

Nvidia 9800 GT 1GB GDDR3

32" Samsung Monitor

By griphon• 23 Aug 2009 12:30
griphon

nice one

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2009 12:20
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

.....

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Miami beach for a two-week period helping out on a project.

About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me."

The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me."

The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager

By griphon• 23 Aug 2009 12:20
griphon

some of u will be fired soon heehe

By greentea• 23 Aug 2009 12:12
Rating: 4/5
greentea

By wacky_baby• 23 Aug 2009 12:10
wacky_baby

murali...is that chucky doll on your avatar???

By Murali• 23 Aug 2009 12:03
Rating: 3/5
Murali

By mjamille28• 23 Aug 2009 11:59
Rating: 3/5
mjamille28

LOL :P

By griphon• 23 Aug 2009 11:59
griphon

hey boss you know am kidding !! right

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