Medical School Application Answers:

By RS •

Why the idiot's application for Medical School got rejected.....
QUESTION: DEFINE THE FOLLOWING TERMS
Antibody: against everyone
Artery: the study of fine paintings
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
Benign: what you have after eight
Cardiology: advance study of poker playing
Cat Scan: searching for lost kitty
Chronic: neck of a crow
Coma: Punctuation mark
Cyst: short of Sister
Diagnosis: person with slanted nose
Dislocation: in this place
Duodenum: couple in jeans
Enema: not a friend
False Labor: pretending to work
Gallbladder: bladder in a girl
Hernia: she is close by
Hymen: greeting to several males
Labor Pain: hut at work
Lactose: person without digits on
Liposuction: a French Kiss
Lymph : walk unsteadily
Menopause: I no wait
Microbes: small dressing gowns
Obesity: city of Obe
Pacemaker: winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein: a favour of teens
Pulse: grain
Pus: small cat
Red Blood Count: Dracula
Rupture: ecstasy
Secretion: hiding anything
Serum: Sailors drink
Subcutaneous: not cute enough
Tablet: small table

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By hms• 11 Jul 2010 15:17

LOL

By gudone• 11 Jul 2010 15:08

Red Blood Count :: Dracula

By Arien• 11 Jul 2010 15:06

hms you are pus :)

Rizkz you are Subcutaneous :P

By yv2r• 11 Jul 2010 15:02

Medical line friends,how many have done as per this

By Speedysid• 11 Jul 2010 14:54

White Blood Count: Non-evil Dracula

By hms• 11 Jul 2010 14:16

in my head

By Rizks• 11 Jul 2010 14:11

lol on the last one...

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