Mathematics Explained

 
He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction. "
 
Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication. " Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"

Newton in Romantic Mood

Universal law of Love:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."

First law of Love:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."

Second law of Love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance."

Third law of Love:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."