mallu jokes 2010

seefgroup
By seefgroup

There was a good old barber in Bahrain. One day an American goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing Community Service. The American is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Phillipino goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Phillipino is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Malayalee goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there ......

A Dozen of malayalees waiting for a free haircut...
With printouts of the forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut!

That is Mallu !!
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By joel13• 5 Feb 2010 13:10
joel13

Funny hindi jokes are ever green. They are very humors

By Rizks• 12 Jan 2010 13:15
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

I Bet Pajju was one waiting in tat dozens of people for FREE HAIR Cut.....:)

By bawaqar• 12 Jan 2010 12:52
bawaqar

Not Bad.

A reflection on Mallu Psyche.

By chevydjak• 12 Jan 2010 12:51
chevydjak

old but nice joke :D...negative to positive

"BRING IT ON SUPERCHAKA!!!"

By anonymous• 12 Jan 2010 12:47
anonymous

nice jokes but old.

By soniya• 12 Jan 2010 12:19
soniya

Mr.Jack, have u done ne research on MALYALI dialects?? Its so similar coz i had experienced the same dialects from my ex-malyalee colleagues..

By sidra1234• 12 Jan 2010 09:50
sidra1234

it hurts

By midniteboy• 12 Jan 2010 09:20
midniteboy

i dont know its old or new one but it force me to Laugh quietly...

By anonymous• 12 Jan 2010 09:08
anonymous

Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

How does a Malayali spell moon?

Yem Woh yet another Woh & Yen - MOON

What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

Ingum-Dax

Where did the Malayali study?

In the ko-liage.

By Pajju• 12 Jan 2010 09:05
Pajju

mufy morning :) so wat time u guys left from al bandar ?

By mufy• 12 Jan 2010 09:04
mufy

are u an arab? its PAJJU not BAJJU ;) nice joke but old one

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By seefgroup• 12 Jan 2010 08:59
seefgroup

sorry bajju...............

By soniya• 12 Jan 2010 08:59
soniya

hahhahha....Yes a gud relief for SARDAR jokes...Was nice joke !!

By Pajju• 12 Jan 2010 08:57
Rating: 4/5
Pajju

very old and repost

By seefgroup• 12 Jan 2010 08:56
seefgroup

S orry mallus............a break for SARDARJI'S....................

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