MALE PROCEDURE & FEMALE PROCEDURE
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &
FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate
steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
but I'm guilty with items #26 & #27
panda,... what's the last name of your boss??
lol,.. panda what is the full name of your boss?
no the first one...
Les hypocrites,comme les abeilles,ont le miel à la bouche et l'aiguillon caché...
panda, which one was the last i sent you?
Jamy, my BOSS is william lol, the guy who sent you these emails ;P
Les hypocrites,comme les abeilles,ont le miel à la bouche et l'aiguillon caché...
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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i cant stop...hhhahahahahaaa
lol panda.. pretending to work huh.. im telling your boss.. hahaha
ROFL!!!!! i just have seen the lasts one....HAHAHAHA very funnnnnny lolll
Les hypocrites,comme les abeilles,ont le miel à la bouche et l'aiguillon caché...
yes of course Jamy...thnx it was very nice joke...now i'm doing my daily report...(about QL lol)
Les hypocrites,comme les abeilles,ont le miel à la bouche et l'aiguillon caché...
lol panda.. did you read all my emails???
Salax
'y do men get attracted to women?'.. their stupidity is so seductive.
They most be Blonde.
We should call it, love at first sight... LOL
The other day, I did experience almost the same with this young Qatari woman while waiting for my reading glasses.
She burst in to the office, crying that her contacts were irritating her eyes and that she wanted a refund. Of course, it was windy and dusty outside, she never read the warning label of her new contact lenses. All she got for free was some cleaning solution and some comfort words from the customer service representative.
She walked away, still scratching her eyes badly.
Who is wrong and who is right?
I don't know, but I was wearing my swimming goggles to protect myself from the flying sand. LOL
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
well, certainly not me.... lol
koolkat....is that your real laugh? lol...
Les hypocrites,comme les abeilles,ont le miel à la bouche et l'aiguillon caché...
lol....nice one there Arraya, i totally agree with the inventor(s) of these procedures and like salax said,their "STUPIDITY is very SEDUCTIVE".
Life is like riding a bicycle,you dont fall off unless you stop pedalling
damn true!
hahahahaha
Women by nature get confused easily under stress or any task that requires rather quick action.
lol... not all women are like that....
where did u get that from it's sooo funny
lol funny but
fact
Yes welllll......least said to save sanity....Goood one.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
hahaha.
27 steps for Female. (this is True!)
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HAHAHAHA!!! very funny....but this is their charm....
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