Malayalee's BLOOD
A Sheikh was admitted at the LilavatiHospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally a malayalee named Rajappan Trichur, Kerala was located who had a similar type of blood.
Rajappan willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh.
After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a Million Dinars.
Once again the Sheikh had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Rajappan who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.
Rajappan was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate Rajappan's kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Sheikh and said 'This time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery....
But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets.
At this the Sheikh replied:
' Mone Rajappa...now I have a malayalee's blood in my veins!'
chk this charan http://www.qatarliving.com/node/56740
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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. He drinks all three and >leaves. He comes in the next day and does the same thing. This goes on for >a few weeks, when the bartender asks him what's up with the three shots? >The man says that he and his brothers made a pact that whenever one of them >goes into a bar, they'll have a drink for each of them. The bartender >says, "Wow, that's neat." > >One day the man walks in to the bar and only orders two shots. The >bartender pours them, and asks, "Why only two today? Did one of your >brothers pass away?" "No," replied the man, "I quit drinking." >BORN FREE
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Pakistani Innings. * Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best? In Advertisements. * When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name? When he is bowling. * What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion. * How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs? Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on. * What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick? 3 runs in 3 balls * What is the height of optimism ? Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. * Phone Call for Inzi: Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone) Wife :"Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife." Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat" Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
Charan: I thought I am the only one to miss a lot of action on QL. But u are no better then me. This one is posted on QL more than 2 times already.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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hahahaha......malabari...hahahahaha!
hahahhaa, I just cant stop laughin ...... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Spicemeup....how the hell did you assume this forum to not have any arab participants or even viewers like myself??!!!
I am surprised admin supervision did not detect your recent racist comment stereotypying arabs as LAZY.
And in the corner of my mind....I celebrated glory
Great story i guess the arabs are lazy so they need a drop of mallus blood to do some work...perhaps after qatarisation will every arab need mallus blood?
hihihihihihi malyaliiiiiii
Hate me for what I am,
Love me for what I am not...
charu. thatz was a good one. we knew abt the last few lines but not the entire interview
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Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Ravi Shastri and winning caption Dhoni
In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."
Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."
Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Dhoni, "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"
Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? ... how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..
Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he bowled in the final match, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."
Shastri, "ok..ok... fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."
Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."
Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how did the doctor help to prepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confusion"
Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test and we managed to pick a good playing team according to our game plan .. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high...infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"
Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"
Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."
Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect to the seniors....and you ...."
Dhoni interrupts...."Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."
Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Bisbah.. Isn't it? "
Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Bisbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake has costed the game and won the cup..."
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...
hehehehehehehehe.
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Ha hahaha Malbari may be very upset......
It's too good and very interesting article. I think this is what the reality.