MAD COW DISEASE !!!!!!
Mad Cow Disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
Lady Reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull screws a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day and only scr*ewing you once a year, wouldn't you get MAD?"
http://www.eskimo.com/~nickz/bse/madcow.html
guy cow ..... roflmaoeius ( ok i dont know what that stands for butt ... )
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
You are already a mad vampire bat.
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LOL, Dammed good joke, I almost choke with my dorito chips...... I believe is the other way around, a lot of bulls Dwelling in Qatar, ready to be milk, but, the cows are very selective and demanding, acting like some queen from El rancho abajo....
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