Machine invented by the U.S.
In U.S. They invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
To different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK , in 30 minutes it
Caught 50 thieves;
Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana ,
In 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
EGYPT ,
In 15 minutes the machine
Was stolen.
government officials will perish instantly.
"Adda ti adal na, ngem awan ti sursuro na."
If they bring it to India
The left parties will object bcoz is made in the capitalist bourgeois devil USA
The BJP, RSS and other Hindu parties will object that it is minority appeasement policy of the government, and that a better machine existed in ancient times,at the time of the Ramayana(the same way they claim Ravana had a jet faster than the concorde). If at all it is introduced, it should be painted Saffron, and the operator should wear khakhi shorts.
The Muslim and Christian parties will claim minority harassment.
The government ministers will end up getting kickbacks from the deal, the press will bring it up, the people will have something to talk about, the politicians will have something to fight about..all until the next election when all is forgotten and forgiven..
Good they didn't take it to China, They would have copied it and started selling at 10% of the US machine's price to other countries.
"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."
egyptian was in hurry, machine was actully to be given free of cost anyway.
.....lolzzzzzzzz dat is funny....hope that the Egyptians friends here take it in a good humour and not offensive
-------------------------------------------------------Whenever I find the KEY to SUCCESS...Someone STEALS it.
they should be happy that this was the only thing stolen
if they dont blame u drac who wil they blame??/
not...but all people blame Dracula! :)
are you egyptian drac
I didn't do it!
good sense of humour
LoL