The "loving" wife
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I was not too bad injured and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from ASDA, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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P.S. Your girlfriend called.
that is wat they say abt a woman scorned.......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
hehehe
Tim Cahill, The Best Footballer in the World
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skdkak... nice one .. you cracked me up this morning .. thanks for the humour...
BJ guy is a stupid [watch the swearing]
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Thats what coqutte should do to the BJ-Guy.
You can't teach experience...
LOL hahaha
let's rename the thread... 'LOVELY' wife!!!!
Nothing to do with driving.
chk the PS note at the end.
I do agree most of women drivers are like that but in this case. it is deliberate
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Again women drivers lol???
LMAO oops didnt see the attachment!!I'm so blonde!!
siobhanhill..check the attached pic..lol
Not many ASDAs here! I'm sorry I don't get it???
LOL!hehehe