LAST EVACUATION DRILL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift
employees were in the office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office
was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the
office.
10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement starts,
"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement
that for many of you it will be the last evacuation drill, as we are
laying off almost 80% of employees. So whose ever ID card does not
work when moving back inside the building are laid off & all their
belongings would be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill the email box size with layoff mails
& also to avoid any fight inside the office".
Hope you have nice career ahead.
Please move in & try your luck.
deal with a tough issue...Talk about the easy way out...
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
If a drill happen, will plea for it..lol
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
Arien?
what's about NOC?
:P
Thats called a Boss' free kick...in the backside....lol
Dracula lol.. you meano!!
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
hello, what company you are referring to?
huh...did you post it from your office, now?
mabrouck! :)