The Key to Every Woman's Heart

riztha2002
By riztha2002

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it.

They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive."

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly."

This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there are still two more floors so.........

So on to the fourth floor, and this sign seems perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

The women are really pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the FIFTH floor has to offer before they settle.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 09:00
jassKat

 

 

ah Owen,

I have a special mix just for Da, and the animal will rejoice around the world when he has it...finally they will all be free! :D

 

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By owen• 18 Feb 2008 08:58
Rating: 2/5
owen

jassky our dear scientist of QL....seriously next time make one grave potion for darude, his donkeys and camels...for the poor animals, a potion that would detect and transform them into something different (animals) so that wolf here would not recognize them....

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:58
DaRuDe

 dont forget to bring ur ambulance with you

 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:47
jassKat

 

Da for you, there is no way out of Pope's booth for all the evil that you have done :/

Poor soul... 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:45
DaRuDe

 make sure there is no way out ok :/

dont wana get blamed later. 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:44
jassKat

 

Owen,

Right now I am on my way to rescue more from Da's farm, wish me luck :/

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:43
DaRuDe

 next time i will give you 100000kw shock to explode you :?

 

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By owen• 18 Feb 2008 08:40
Rating: 2/5
owen

again??? Darude, what kind of human are you? you are much worse than i know...maybe that's why you are keeping lots of camels in your farm (and i assume donkeys)...bad...really bad... :(

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:38
jassKat

 

well Da, I had to patch up all those wounds :/

Next time lay off the whip a little...

 

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:36
DaRuDe

 saw all the scars on donkey skin. in and out and she cured them.

hey you Nasty cat i didnt even touch that donkey :/ but you sure did touch it all  

 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:35
jassKat

I felt pity for that poor donkey, and rescued it from Darude's torture basement :/

 

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By owen• 18 Feb 2008 08:32
Rating: 3/5
owen

sorry didn't bother to read all here...what is the association of donkey to darude and red pope and errrr to you jasskat? ...

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:28
DaRuDe

 what did the donkey tell you about Red Pope

did he show you how red pope did him :D 

 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:27
jassKat

 

 

Da, that donkey told me the truth, I know what really happened :/

 

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By anonymous• 18 Feb 2008 08:23
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

The Bio of the Donkey goes back along time ago, when I was pretty much new in QL. Some QL member actually wrote a thread about a Donkey. The problem was that myself and the wolf took off and completely Hijack that thread with the donkey story since then.  If you read the thread you will understand the origins of it.Those are the days when people were not so thin skin and sensitive to smart comments. Everything was said with a placebo formula of fun. The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:22
DaRuDe

 Nooooot meeeeee. he tortured the donkey  so badly that he wanted to leave him at any cost no love for him at all.

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By owen• 18 Feb 2008 08:20
Rating: 3/5
owen

 oh yeah...you can please us, there's a way if a man is truly decisive on pursuing so...and when you do, for sure they will be truly loyal and forever be yours....(sounds like a punishment rather than a motivation ha?..lol)

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:19
jassKat

 

Da, I rescued that poor donkey from your evil paws and we all know that :D

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:17
DaRuDe

 its you who damned the poor soul and Jass nasty drity filthy cat came to his rescue :D

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By anonymous• 18 Feb 2008 08:17
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

 The answer to the riddle is: The Pope lease the Donkey to the Wolf, The wolf in return exploited the poor Donkeys novelty and name in behalf of The Pope in Qatar Living.   In reality everyone took a turn in riding the Donkey, one way or another for free of charge, except the Pope still waiting for many of their personal donkey confessions in my booth. In this case the Donkey stables..... The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By anonymous• 18 Feb 2008 08:16
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

In this case everyone has a Donkey story to tell everyone, but not my confession Booth. The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 08:13
DaRuDe

 i tell you what we have in common

HEY YA CHILDREN CLOSE YOUR EYES WANA SHOW POPIE SOMETHIN :D 

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By smoke• 18 Feb 2008 08:11
Rating: 4/5
smoke

i know i knowwwwww!! Donkey, Wolf and Pope have the letter 'O' in common...what do i win? 

 

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:10
jassKat

Pope,

is the answer your booth of sins???

 

 

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By anonymous• 18 Feb 2008 08:07
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

I see my sacred name being spoken in this thread.Here is the riddle for all: What a donkey, a wolf and A Pope have in common? The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 08:03
jassKat

D a, you leave that poor donkey alone, you have tortured him enough!

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:51
DaRuDe

 he is scared by the time he opens his mouth for that my wolves will attack him and tear him apart

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:49
jassKat

 

and has the donkey told what I am planning for you???

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:48
DaRuDe

 life time stories. he tell me what red pope did to me

and he tells me what i did to jass kat :D 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:43
jassKat

 

 

and what kind of interesting stories are you getting MR. WOLF??

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:40
DaRuDe

 thats the donkey you are having right now

pope donkey is still in icu at HMC LOL 

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:38
jassKat

 

would that be Pope's donkey?? :P

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:36
DaRuDe

 but the donkey is telling me some very interesting stories NOW :D

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:34
jassKat

 

Ha, thats what I heard from the poor donkey :P

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:30
DaRuDe

 weird and nasty too :D

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:28
jassKat

 

so you are kind and sensitive but a horrible lover ??? :D

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:27
DaRuDe

 am on the ground floor every one passes through me :D

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By jassKat• 18 Feb 2008 07:25
jassKat

Wait so Da, you like all those 5 floors?

Which one is your favorite guy?

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 18 Feb 2008 07:10
DaRuDe

all the keys and some extraordinary one's too :D

 

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By thexonic• 17 Feb 2008 23:12
thexonic

Haha i've read this before lol. 

 

It's always the small things that make big differences.

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