Just For A Smile :)
By haneef_aqua •
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
Hahaha nice ones, just came from hospital with bad mood u made me smile :)
some Monk have green mind too... :P
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women:a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom... lol!
i like this sister
:)
It's just nice jokes thanks a lot
Wife: Look At that guy drinking and dancing...
Husband : Who is he???
Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me & I rejected him...
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Husband: oh my god, he is still celebrating... :P
Hope these humor jokes bring smiles in your face
Speeding Blonde caught
A girl(blonde) was caught by Police.
Police: How did you kill 50 people?
Girl : I was driving my car at 40 speed, but when i tried to stop i found that i have no breaks, I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I Hit ??
Police : of course the 2 men because of less damage.
Girl : That's what i thought myself, but when i did it i hit only one and the other ran to the wedding , So I went after HIM