Please excuse me if you find it offensive.... I just intended to bring a smile on your face... .
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man came to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
"Well, doctor, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yes, none of us could get the jar open."
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lolz.... its funny :D
funny
Nice One.. lolz ^_^
Need more for a good blood circulation...:)
Need more for a good blood circulation...:)
cool one.. hahaha
good old one, posted earlier:
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1404674
LOL hahaha!!!
How could u possibly open a jar using an armpit?
the old man could have eaten blue pills to become like Popeye to open tat jar...
LOL..I need a cleaner..:p
nice 1 :-o)
Hahah! bless those beautiful mind=))