Just for laugh
18 Professors were called to sit in an airplane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by their own students..... All of them quickly ran out of the plane leaving one man who was sitting confidently. Onlookers asked him why he was still in the airplane. He said if this plane was made by our students, trust me it wont even start ...
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A Journalist interviewed a Doctor of a Mental Hospital...
Journalist: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"
Doctor: "Well it simple, first we fill a Bathtub with water . Then give a Teaspoon,a Glass Cup & a Bucket to the patient & ask him/her to empty the Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "NO!!!!, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this Man Immediatly to the Ward ...
Cheers have a wonderful day ahead.
I went to the psychiatrist wearing cellophane underwear. He said "I can clearly see your nuts"
"Rizks took me to Doha zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a sh!tzu."
My wife had been missing for five days when I got a call from the police warning me to expect the worse. I suppose I better go and get her clothes back from the second hand shop.
Ans : Window.
A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick! My husband is home!"
her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.
hahahahahahahahaha ... Good One lolx .. Lmfao
Mfrs. expat wasn't happy last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'.
I had the car out in thirty seconds.
Nobody in d world can stop u from falling in
love
Except for the 2 most powerful weapons that
can do that
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Mummy's Chappal
&
Daddy's Belt. .!! :D
Police: Sir your wife had an accident,
plz come to identify body now.
Husband: I'm busy now,
You take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.
Wife to Husband (on the Phone)~
"Hey baby, how are you doing?"
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Husband~ "Listen, I am really busy! Don't
have time to talk at all."
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Wife~ "Well baby, I have a Good news and
Bad news for you. You want to hear them?"
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Husband~ "ok..!! Just tell me"
Wife~ "Okay, the Air Bags of
our New BMW work absolutely FINE!!" :P
lol :)
hahaha :D
I went to the doctor. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the sofa'.
I said 'What for?'
He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor'
ha ha ha it was a nice one lol the confidence about the student was nice one
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah
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