Jose Cuervo is your Bestfriend

hisashi_mitsui
By hisashi_mitsui

yeah baby!

Jose Cuervo

By Vegas• 25 Jan 2009 15:58
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By mallrat• 25 Jan 2009 15:49
mallrat

.yeah, i love jose....

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By thexonic• 25 Jan 2009 15:48
Rating: 4/5
thexonic

lol... nah, my best friend is George Forman.

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Lebanon... the love of my soul!

By gypsy_coy• 25 Jan 2009 15:28
gypsy_coy

miss the gold:-(

By tanya123• 25 Jan 2009 15:09
tanya123

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say,

'Hi, we're hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?'

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,

Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house,

And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,

And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .

That phrase . . In no time.'

Thank you,' the woman responded,

'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,

She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots

Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed,

She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes,

The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked,

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot

And exclaimed,

'Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered!

By nicaq25• 25 Jan 2009 15:06
nicaq25

no good if you put a naked guy behind it, right?LOL!

"it"" will look smaller eh?

"I do live by the motto that pessimists are usually right, but all the great change in history was done by optimists" -Thomas Friedman

By LEB-XPAT• 25 Jan 2009 14:21
Rating: 3/5
LEB-XPAT

hhahahahha

gd one ;)

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By avishai• 25 Jan 2009 11:53
avishai

got to buy one of those! nyahahaha...

^_^

By tsokolate• 25 Jan 2009 11:33
tsokolate

nice one!

By SolidSnake9• 25 Jan 2009 11:20
Rating: 2/5
SolidSnake9

HAHAHA!

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