Joks
Walking into a hotel’s elevator, a man pumps into a beautiful woman…….
Man: I’m really sorry, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I’m sure you will forgive me.
Woman: and if your “thing” is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 510………..
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An old couple sitting at the kitchen table on their 50th anniversary…….
Wife: do you remember dear 50 years ago we used to sit down all naked in the same place.
Husband: yeas dear i do.
Wife: let’s do that, as a celebration of our anniversary.
And so they did………….
Wife: oh dear it still feels great as it was 50 years ago.
Husband: aha……….
Wife: And you know what also?....... my nipples are hard for you as it was 50 years ago.
Husband: now wonder………. One of them is in your cheese cake and the other is in your coffee……………………..
sorry misspelled lol......
i didnt copy it from the internet... i heard it and I’m just forwarding it, and even if i did.... do you really think that all that threads in here was created by the people who posted it??????????
now thats really funny. take it easy.
joks lol, lol. It is jokes. Can you not even copy and paste from the internet?