JOKES 2010 HAPPY WEEKEND 2 ALL...............
Husband VS Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to santa:"I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
Santa answers: "I do not believe that."
They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.
Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time."
Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again." !!!!!!
y did u said so PAJJU BRO???
A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask,
“Can u fix the light in the bathroom for me?”
“Do u think I work for GE” the husband replied.
“Can u fix the refrigerator?” the wife asked again.
“Do u think I work for Samsung?” same replied by the husband.
“So, u can just bring the parcel to the post office pls?” The wife asked for one last time.
“Let me tell u somethin’. I don’t work for FedEx either ok?” the husband cruelly replied. He feels so annoying by his wife and angrily leave the house.
When he got home, he surprisingly found that the light and ref. were well fixed and the parcel was gone.
He asked his wife. “How do u handle all of these?”
The wife said “Well, I was crying in front of the house when u leave. One guy walked pass and ask if there was anything he can help. I told him everything and he offered me that he would do everything for me if I either make love with him or bake him some cookies.
The husband asked. “So, what kind of cookies did u make for him?”
“Cookies? DO U THINK I WORK FOR OREO?” replied his wife;))
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Happy weekend to all!!!!
seefgroup....nice one
again means = veendum..........
seef again mean ? :P
lol Pajju...
seefgroup yez itz Pajju again with his boombastic comments....:)
again pajju ?
soniya r u married ? :P looks like ur 17 :)
THANX SONIYA,,,,,,,,
wow, its amazing...i liked all jokes especially the BIRTHDAY one...my husband has this tendency to forget the MAIN dates...But now he dare not to forget mine..hahaha