Jokes

Oh young one..... you don't know how lucky you are ...

My arm is so weak I can hardly hold a coffee cup. My cataracts are so bad I cant see to pour the coffee. I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck. My blood pressure pills make my dizzy. I am thankful though that i can still drive.

lol Gabbar! :D

Last week I met britexpat. He was very sad. I asked why. "I am getting old." Britexpat said. My next question was to him "How do you know you are getting old?"

"I have started having dry dreams and wet farts." Britexpat replied.

Good one brit.

Chocoholic's parents were very concerned about her bad grades in math and decided to register her at a catholic school.

After her first term there, she brought home her report card: She got "A"s in math.

The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"

"You know", Chocoholic explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!"

aha!!

Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell "straight," little Johnny did so without error.

"Bravo," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?"

"Without water in it." :D