joke time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal �bluetooth� ka zamana hai yaar

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Ek dost dusre dost se: �Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.�

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

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By progression• 15 Dec 2009 16:26

it is really a joke.

progress

By hellomoto• 15 Dec 2009 16:16

meganon?

By anonymous• 15 Dec 2009 16:14

By mjamille28• 15 Dec 2009 16:11

sandee, it's hopeless..

By anonymous• 15 Dec 2009 16:10

Well if the original poster didn't post in English, atleast you guys should not be violating the guidelines right?

By hellomoto• 15 Dec 2009 16:05

saon kalobot oi ..unsay gwapa gud bah?hehehhe....wag na bisaya gamay lng alam ko hahahhahah....

By anonymous• 15 Dec 2009 16:02

By hellomoto• 15 Dec 2009 16:01

saon ka lobot english daw oi shuwada!hehehheh

By hellomoto• 15 Dec 2009 16:00

naku english ??nosebleed! hehehhe

By anonymous• 15 Dec 2009 15:59

By mjamille28• 15 Dec 2009 15:58

English only please...

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joke time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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