joke
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this," and she goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "
The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"
Cabbage and Tinkerbell were in a building when it catches fire.
"Quick! Let's jump out the window!" yells Cabbage.
"What? Are you crazy? We're on the 13th floor!" says Tinkerbell.
Cabbage puts her hands on her hips and, with a stern look, says, "listen here missy, this is not the time to get superstitious."
wow I never thought of it.so genius! :)
This woman is an exception! She is too intelligent for a blonde.