Joke
This is a good one…..I’m still smiling.
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and
a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
(You’ll love this)
God replied: “S**t! I didn’t recognize you.”
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So! Remember to pray and let God know before you change yourself.)
We are cool as a cucumber chilled to the bone and are having fun lol
althought ths post was a repost but comments wasnt postd b4 and so interesting
LOL
lolzzz
Ha ha, brilliant :-)
Lol Ice... the other day I tuned into Bold & Beautiful by mistake.... and lo.... all of them had undergone plastic surgery.... they looked like Zombies.... Michael Jackson replicas....
Guys...let not the issues on one thread spill over into the next.
Chill, have fun. And a Happy Eid to all.
ghazalz...you are again asking a question on the forum :P
Against the Forum Guidelines :(
How to use Question/Answer section Master Roy {OIO}
Khattak...i will flag your comment as offensive...:P
Master Roy...posting 'your' pictures on QL is against the 'never followed' guidelines :P
.....still waiting for the link :(
Khattak.....lol.....You are 100% right :P
I got the pictures of before and after:
Arghhh..... had been away from QL for quite sometime. Seems as if I already had missed some FUN :(
Please do the honour to dig that post.
Ghazalz, please use Question and Answer section :P
Before and After pics need to be maintained so atleast the hubbies recognise their wives...lol
Tinker....TCOM.... Any help with the link to that thread would be highly apprecaited :P
Master Roy... Normal Insaan???
Yaa'ni..... Miskeen Khaarji? :P
Thats exactly why I write it lol
Khattak, you better be :P
lol
Shu hada..anaa mafee sheikh! anaa normal insaan :P
LOLZ....
Where are before and after pictures :)))
Master Roy... Anaa' Asaf Ya Shiekh :P
LOL... :P
Came across it for the first time, enjoyed it, so thought I would spread some laughter around :)
Khattak, your comment has been posted before, please use search utility before posting any comment :P
Yep, need to have a before and after pic :)
After the drama of REPOST with Doc and SK I cannot help it LOL
Its hillarious.....nothing wrong with the repost for first timers like me :D
ROFL... GOOD ONE...
repeated but still goood :)
Posted many times.
ROFL....