Joke
One day a sardarji was sitting in his
office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man
came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident!"
Sardarji was in
panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped
from his office window.
While coming down when he was
near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a
daughter named
Preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered
he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.
LoL i know this as an arabic joke, but its still LMAO in english ! lOL
ROFL :)
Well done Paju
Into Ramada bar comes Pajju , looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Rizks, the bartender.
"Britexpat and me had a fight," says Pajju.
"That little Brit," says Rizks, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Pajju, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Rizks, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"
That I did," said Pajju, "Brit's girlfriend's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." :O(
hhaaaahha..funny..
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhhhhhhahaah lololo lolololol
Brit, that wss a SMS joke..
nice Joke, he had enough time to think. how you know he was thinking this way?
funny singh joke...:)
lolzz
Hi, I am sardar. Since I am not skilled in programming please delete all your
inbox messages and switch off your mobile. Thanks for your help. Now
pass this virus to others.
LOL LOL LOL
basanti, never dance infront of these dogs... :D
britax moral of the joke is dont lie to wife
.....nice one!!!
hahahahaha lol brit :P
Rizks was sitting watching TV when his wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Riszks: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Rizks: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
wife: Oho Sorry Darling
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Rizks: now what happened?
wife: your horse is on the phone.
Hahaha. Must have been a smart guy, hahahaha
LOL....
he got tat much time to even Think ?
lol i read it in arabic before :D