Japanese to American - I will delate it if it

expnad
By expnad

Hi Friends I will delate this thread if its hurts anyone, i felt its funny.

 

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history".
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke"

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "California Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're f**ked!" ... And Suzuki said, "Americans, in Iraq 2004!"

By casanova• 22 May 2008 09:16
casanova

LMFAO... funny

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

Martin Luther King.

By Andrews• 22 May 2008 09:10
Rating: 4/5
Andrews

goood

By expnad• 22 May 2008 01:39
expnad

thanks for the comments

By brandylady• 21 May 2008 07:59
Rating: 4/5
brandylady

that was a funny one, cheers :)

By anahmed• 21 May 2008 07:28
Rating: 4/5
anahmed

NIce One....

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..

By raindrops• 21 May 2008 06:50
raindrops

really nice

By glecs• 21 May 2008 01:34
Rating: 3/5
glecs

read this several times already, but makes sense anyway. good memory refresher.

silent "G"

By jauntie• 21 May 2008 00:02
Rating: 2/5
jauntie

nice one!

By anonymous• 20 May 2008 23:55
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

this made me laugh...seriously.

www.qatar-classifieds.com

By baloch• 20 May 2008 23:37
Rating: 4/5
baloch

good sence

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